Cost-concerned Citizen T-Shirts

Celebrate your cost-conscious citizen with witty t-shirts that highlight their budgeting prowess. Fun, stylish, and thoughtfully humorous—they're perfect for everyday wear and making a statement.

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Electricity Bills

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"Surgery up here is free!"

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"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home." mockup

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

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"We're off. We got a loan to fill er up!"

"We're off. We got a loan to fill er up!" mockup

"We're off. We got a loan to fill er up!"

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Plight of Decent-White-Male-Middle Class Scapgoats.

Plight of Decent-White-Male-Middle Class Scapgoats. mockup

Plight of Decent-White-Male-Middle Class Scapgoats.

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'Can I ask you what you've had to eat this morning, Sir? . . .Have you evacuated your bowels since then? . . . I'm afraid I'll have to charge you for the additional weight.'

'Can I ask you what you've had to eat this morning, Sir? . . .Have you evacuated your bowels since then? . . . I'm afraid I'll have to charge you for the additional weight.'

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'Excuse me, sir. Could you spare $2000,000 to treat an uninsurable pre-existing condition?'

'Excuse me, sir. Could you spare $2000,000 to treat an uninsurable pre-existing condition?' mockup

'Excuse me, sir. Could you spare $2000,000 to treat an uninsurable pre-existing condition?'

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'This could be a very expensive operation — I'm going to refer you to the Federal Government.'

'This could be a very expensive operation — I'm going to refer you to the Federal Government.' mockup

'This could be a very expensive operation — I'm going to refer you to the Federal Government.'

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American Venn diagram

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'The surgery is expensive. We'll have to numb you from the wallet down.'

'The surgery is expensive. We'll have to numb you from the wallet down.' mockup

'The surgery is expensive. We'll have to numb you from the wallet down.'

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Doctor's profits match a patient's scar.

Doctor's profits match a patient's scar. mockup

Doctor's profits match a patient's scar.

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"You've got two more things to worry about now. You're mad and I'm expensive."

"You've got two more things to worry about now. You're mad and I'm expensive." mockup

"You've got two more things to worry about now. You're mad and I'm expensive."

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Take one Per Day as Affordable.

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"That fly paper's paid for itself." mockup

"That fly paper's paid for itself."

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'Open wide.' 'Your wallet.'

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'So far, all I can tell you for sure is how much I've charged you.'

'So far, all I can tell you for sure is how much I've charged you.' mockup

'So far, all I can tell you for sure is how much I've charged you.'

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'I know you're trying to keep health care costs down - but what kind of life support systems are these?'

'I know you're trying to keep health care costs down - but what kind of life support systems are these?' mockup

'I know you're trying to keep health care costs down - but what kind of life support systems are these?'

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'Well, you did insist that our travel agent find the cheapest tickets to Hawaii.'

'Well, you did insist that our travel agent find the cheapest tickets to Hawaii.' mockup

'Well, you did insist that our travel agent find the cheapest tickets to Hawaii.'

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'So far my grandfather's funeral has cost me £6000!... We buried him in a rented suit!'

'So far my grandfather's funeral has cost me £6000!... We buried him in a rented suit!' mockup

'So far my grandfather's funeral has cost me £6000!... We buried him in a rented suit!'

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January Sales

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$'By now, some of you have probably noticed the little fracking operation in the staff break room.'$

$'By now, some of you have probably noticed the little fracking operation in the staff break room.' mockup$

'By now, some of you have probably noticed the little fracking operation in the staff break room.'

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"It's elective surgery. Shouldn't I get a discount for the time you save not dealing with insurance forms?"

"It's elective surgery. Shouldn't I get a discount for the time you save not dealing with insurance forms?" mockup

"It's elective surgery. Shouldn't I get a discount for the time you save not dealing with insurance forms?"

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'Computer Prices' blowing away you money

'Computer Prices' blowing away you money mockup

'Computer Prices' blowing away you money

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'This pill you take twice a day before meals. . . this pill you take right after I tell you what those pills cost.'

'This pill you take twice a day before meals. . . this pill you take right after I tell you what those pills cost.' mockup

'This pill you take twice a day before meals. . . this pill you take right after I tell you what those pills cost.'

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'Now I'll show you what turns a $6,000 operation into a $17,000 operation.'

'Now I'll show you what turns a $6,000 operation into a $17,000 operation.' mockup

'Now I'll show you what turns a $6,000 operation into a $17,000 operation.'

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"Health insurance? Waking up breathing each morning is my health insurance!"

"Health insurance? Waking up breathing each morning is my health insurance!" mockup

"Health insurance? Waking up breathing each morning is my health insurance!"

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"I can't afford probiotics . . . How much amateurbiotics?"

"I can't afford probiotics . . . How much amateurbiotics?" mockup

"I can't afford probiotics . . . How much amateurbiotics?"

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"We have our round cuts and these are our budget cuts."

"We have our round cuts and these are our budget cuts." mockup

"We have our round cuts and these are our budget cuts."

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'You would save money on the long run if you'd let me throw in an autopsy with the procedure.'

'You would save money on the long run if you'd let me throw in an autopsy with the procedure.' mockup

'You would save money on the long run if you'd let me throw in an autopsy with the procedure.'

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Assignment - Review School Security. mockup

Assignment - Review School Security.

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'Mr. Pickens in room 261 insists on a second opinion regarding your bill.'

'Mr. Pickens in room 261 insists on a second opinion regarding your bill.' mockup

'Mr. Pickens in room 261 insists on a second opinion regarding your bill.'

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Cost-concerned Citizen T-Shirts Collection

Cost-concerned Citizen Mugs

Explore our entire collection of mugs that celebrate the clever and frugal spirit of the cost-conscious citizen—find your perfect humorous or inspiring mug today.

Cost-concerned Citizen Pillows

Discover cozy pillows featuring clever messages for the prudent spender—bring humor and comfort to any space with our unique designs.

Cost-concerned Citizen Prints

Decorate with prints that showcase the pride of being financially savvy—perfect for adding a witty touch to any home or workspace.