Budget-minded Citizen T-Shirts

"Something must be done! Where do we save $39 million? Tax everyone? Cut tobacco subsidies?"

'Office' block tightening it's belt

"These are the principal qualities we're looking for in our new recruits."

'Bearing in mind I'm a man of few words - how much?'

'So far, all I can tell you for sure is how much I've charged you.'

"No one can afford to eat us anymore."

'Before we unload him, he'd like a written price support.'

"... And how are you enjoying the cheapest bottle of wine on the menu?"

Now hiring: crowdfunding expert to reduce the US budget deficit.

Husband dismayed to get cold mutton for dinner again. Wife comments that someone must be economical on the housekeeping money she is given.

"This is a third-year medical student. To cut costs, your insurance company dismissed the surgeon."

Take one Per Day as Affordable.

Low income vampires.

Sam's Nation Building

Affordable housing

"That fly paper's paid for itself."

"Wow, they want $10,000!"

'Private schools are really expensive these days - Why don't you home-school him?'

"Natasha cuts diagnosis costs."

Senior Brand Name Medicine Cabinet

'I'd like to stay and watch. It usually cuts the bill by 30%.'

'Computer Prices' blowing away you money

Flo's Christmas Lights: 'I really like what you've done with yawr Christmas lights this yeaw Flo.'

"Get used to it...I think we're going to be eating them for a while yet..."

'The armed forces are having to respond to new kinds of threat.'

"We have our round cuts and these are our budget cuts."

One upside-down tomato planter. I can't wait for juicy, free tomatoes. It's $23.37 with tax. Not bad for homegrown tomahtas. Plus $8 for potting soil, $15 for the hanger, $11 for organic fertilizer, $16 � Hey! � Where are you going? To the "Pick and Save" market.

'I don't care if this security software was a bargain; it shouldn't reply with 'close enough' when I enter the wrong password.'

'Of course, for the compact budget we offer the Shelterette Programme.'

'Bring me a nice bottle of something that'll impress the lady, for under a fiver.'

This one's got power brakes, power steering, power windows and power payments!

'I'm on a fixed income, so these free offers are most welcome.'

'YOU look at the size...and I'LL look at the price!'

Vulture oil inc.

'Hey, it's out of my hands. Besides, we're a team! And if in the interest of saving a few bucks we're asked to share hockey sticks, then so be it!'