Budget-minded Citizen T-Shirts

"Something must be done! Where do we save $39 million? Tax everyone? Cut tobacco subsidies?"

'Office' block tightening it's belt

"These are the principal qualities we're looking for in our new recruits."

'Bearing in mind I'm a man of few words - how much?'

'So far, all I can tell you for sure is how much I've charged you.'

"No one can afford to eat us anymore."

'Before we unload him, he'd like a written price support.'

"... And how are you enjoying the cheapest bottle of wine on the menu?"

"This is a third-year medical student. To cut costs, your insurance company dismissed the surgeon."

Now hiring: crowdfunding expert to reduce the US budget deficit.

Husband dismayed to get cold mutton for dinner again. Wife comments that someone must be economical on the housekeeping money she is given.

Take one Per Day as Affordable.

"That fly paper's paid for itself."

"Wow, they want $10,000!"

Sam's Nation Building

Affordable housing

Low income vampires.

'Computer Prices' blowing away you money

'Private schools are really expensive these days - Why don't you home-school him?'

'I'd like to stay and watch. It usually cuts the bill by 30%.'

Senior Brand Name Medicine Cabinet

"Natasha cuts diagnosis costs."

Flo's Christmas Lights: 'I really like what you've done with yawr Christmas lights this yeaw Flo.'

"We have our round cuts and these are our budget cuts."

"Get used to it...I think we're going to be eating them for a while yet..."

'The armed forces are having to respond to new kinds of threat.'

'I don't care if this security software was a bargain; it shouldn't reply with 'close enough' when I enter the wrong password.'

'Of course, for the compact budget we offer the Shelterette Programme.'

'Bring me a nice bottle of something that'll impress the lady, for under a fiver.'

'YOU look at the size...and I'LL look at the price!'

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"Your meat is too expensive. Aren't you passing your 'free range' savings onto the customer?"

'Hey, it's out of my hands. Besides, we're a team! And if in the interest of saving a few bucks we're asked to share hockey sticks, then so be it!'

"Remember you did say we have all got to tighten our belts."

'I'm on a fixed income, so these free offers are most welcome.'