Cost-concerned Citizen Pillows

Electricity Bills

"Surgery up here is free!"

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

"We're off. We got a loan to fill er up!"

Plight of Decent-White-Male-Middle Class Scapgoats.

'Can I ask you what you've had to eat this morning, Sir? . . .Have you evacuated your bowels since then? . . . I'm afraid I'll have to charge you for the additional weight.'

'Excuse me, sir. Could you spare $2000,000 to treat an uninsurable pre-existing condition?'

'This could be a very expensive operation — I'm going to refer you to the Federal Government.'

American Venn diagram

'The surgery is expensive. We'll have to numb you from the wallet down.'

'At least someone can afford to travel by train.'

Doctor's profits match a patient's scar.

"You've got two more things to worry about now. You're mad and I'm expensive."

Take one Per Day as Affordable.

'So far, all I can tell you for sure is how much I've charged you.'

'Open wide.' 'Your wallet.'

"That fly paper's paid for itself."

'Well, you did insist that our travel agent find the cheapest tickets to Hawaii.'

'I know you're trying to keep health care costs down - but what kind of life support systems are these?'

January Sales

'So far my grandfather's funeral has cost me £6000!... We buried him in a rented suit!'

'By now, some of you have probably noticed the little fracking operation in the staff break room.'

'Computer Prices' blowing away you money

"It's elective surgery. Shouldn't I get a discount for the time you save not dealing with insurance forms?"

Black Lives Matter

Tattoos! $50 and Tattoos Removed! $10,000.

'This pill you take twice a day before meals. . . this pill you take right after I tell you what those pills cost.'

'Now I'll show you what turns a $6,000 operation into a $17,000 operation.'

"Health insurance? Waking up breathing each morning is my health insurance!"

"I can't afford probiotics . . . How much amateurbiotics?"

'You would save money on the long run if you'd let me throw in an autopsy with the procedure.'

"We have our round cuts and these are our budget cuts."

Purified Water. Look at these prices! Distilled waters run steep!

Assignment - Review School Security.

'Mr. Pickens in room 261 insists on a second opinion regarding your bill.'