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'Mess with me if you have to, son, but not with the regimental moustache!'

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

"I've got you in my sights now, Mister Squirrel, with your fluffy tail and those tiny hands clutching that itty-bitty nut. Aww, you must be hungry...poor little fella... I love you, Mister Squirrel."

"I love this time of day."

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

Two Men Discuss Ministers.

"800 years old?!! - Gosh... you must be feeling very 'long-in-the tooth."

The Reaper's Arms

'Why can't we just kick Caesar upstairs?'

"Nice try, but I know a squirrel in a bird suit when I see one."

"He never passes by without a mischievous smile."

"It's no good, Bertie—we must either find some other place to meet or break off the affair altogether."

Scarecrows guarding a field

"This'll be a cut and dried, no-drama procedure. Unless any squirrels show up, in which case all hell's gonna break loose."

"I told you a firecracker behind his back didn't seem like a good idea!"

Squirrel on the beach

Man runs scared from ringing graveyard bell.

You are what you eat!

Cover Design for the Savoy (No. 1) - Putto Figure in Lower Part of Image Altered for Publication

'Oi mate! No hoods in the shopping mall.'

"I had a Caesar salad for lunch, but that was two days ago."

Scientist seen on loch.

ATM withdrawal

"Yes Sir, we have secret storage locations all over the forest, so we can safely manage your favourite bone and toy..."

Visual Gag: Dracula reading a Fang Shui book. The Vampires version of 'Feng' Shui

"Omg, bird and squirrel are here."

"When I go, I’d like my ashes dumped on top of a squirrel’s head."

"You dressed!"

Tree Squirrel