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'Mess with me if you have to, son, but not with the regimental moustache!'

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

"I've got you in my sights now, Mister Squirrel, with your fluffy tail and those tiny hands clutching that itty-bitty nut. Aww, you must be hungry...poor little fella... I love you, Mister Squirrel."

"I love this time of day."

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

"800 years old?!! - Gosh... you must be feeling very 'long-in-the tooth."

The Reaper's Arms

Two Men Discuss Ministers.

'Why can't we just kick Caesar upstairs?'

"Nice try, but I know a squirrel in a bird suit when I see one."

Pouring all emotion into his art, Pablo had none left for his face.

"It's no good, Bertie—we must either find some other place to meet or break off the affair altogether."

"This'll be a cut and dried, no-drama procedure. Unless any squirrels show up, in which case all hell's gonna break loose."

Man runs scared from ringing graveyard bell.

Squirrel on the beach

No, I don

"I told you a firecracker behind his back didn't seem like a good idea!"

"He never passes by without a mischievous smile."

Scarecrows guarding a field

You are what you eat!

'Oi mate! No hoods in the shopping mall.'

Monument in the park for Squirrel Feeder

"I had a Caesar salad for lunch, but that was two days ago."

Cover Design for the Savoy (No. 1) - Putto Figure in Lower Part of Image Altered for Publication

Scientist seen on loch.

ATM withdrawal

"You dressed!"

Visual Gag: Dracula reading a Fang Shui book. The Vampires version of 'Feng' Shui

Tree Squirrel

"Yes Sir, we have secret storage locations all over the forest, so we can safely manage your favourite bone and toy..."

"Omg, bird and squirrel are here."