Cosplay Cowboy Pillows

Cowgirl lipstick.

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

"Well if I can't be a cowboy I'll be a lawyer for cowboys."

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

Due to his low center of gravity, Jake is the greatesr broncbuster ever!

'Hi, Doc! I don't think I'm going to need you after all....'

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

'Do you think he's ready for the big round-up?'

New Guy.

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

"They're comfortable."

"I'll tell ya what we don't need is some Dr. Durango helping us with a dang snake bite."

"Give him time, - if anyone can break that swing set, it's O'l Tex."

"I’ve settled comfortably into middle-age while Barry has settled comfortably into Middle Earth."

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

A man washing a mascot costume

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

"Honey, where did you put my Green Lantern cufflinks?!"

"It's not a good sign when cowboys start waving back to the cacti!"

L'il Buckaroo on Board.

"I don't care how good he is. Ain't nobody can get a short on Jeffrey."

'This is rodeo history! No one's ever stayed on the Dancing Bronco this long!'

"It's my home grown quail call. Quail don't come when I blow it, but cows sure do."

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

"I witnessed something I can never unsee." "What happened, little buddy?" "Some guy walking out of the 'Wolverine' premiere shouted spoilers to the crowd that was waiting to see the second show." "A bunch of the fans who were dressed in costumes got so angry they attacked him." "I don't think I can ever unsee five Pyros and a Colossus beating a Happy Hogan with plastic flamethrowers." "Happy Hogan had it coming."

"I brought you a wig because you said you like long hair."

High Riders of the Old West

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing