Cosplay Couple Pillows

"No, I don't still think about him - I'm with YOU now."

"Just be yourself."

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

"Honey, where did you put my Green Lantern cufflinks?!"

A man washing a mascot costume

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

"I’ve settled comfortably into middle-age while Barry has settled comfortably into Middle Earth."

Film Festival. Events. Screenings. Ernie attends these festivals in costume. He's gone over to the dork side!

'I'm not playing 'Bride and Groom' unless you sign this pre-nuptial aggreement!'

"I brought you a wig because you said you like long hair."

'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'

"I witnessed something I can never unsee." "What happened, little buddy?" "Some guy walking out of the 'Wolverine' premiere shouted spoilers to the crowd that was waiting to see the second show." "A bunch of the fans who were dressed in costumes got so angry they attacked him." "I don't think I can ever unsee five Pyros and a Colossus beating a Happy Hogan with plastic flamethrowers." "Happy Hogan had it coming."

"You're never a superhero in your own backyard."

"Check it out! The big Comic-Con starts this week!"

"Honey, have you seen my onions?"

Knight in armor is using his jousting pole as a selfie stick.

Aw, geez, is my fly down again? Why Superman started wearing his underwear over his pants.

"Shred the plank."

'I'm re-enacting a battle with my conscience.'

Before putting on your armor...always check for mice!

Star Wars Audience

Tiger Costume

"Hold on, that's my Mom dressed up like 'Xena, Princess Warrior'....real mature, Mom!"

"I feel like I'm cosplaying as a salad bar."

Blue Haired Lady in Ballgown

"You're not a real fan. You're just dressed up like a slut for attention."

"Well, that was the weirdest tribute band I've ever seen."

"Sarge, he says he wants to make a 'fashion statement'!"

'Why do they call these conventions when everyone here is so unconventional?'

"This is crazy! We've been here only 10 minutes, we've spent all our money, and we've got nothing to show for it!"

"Why, Vicar, I'm Eve in the Garden of Eden, surely..."