Cosplay Couple Pillows

"No, I don't still think about him - I'm with YOU now."

"Just be yourself."

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

A man washing a mascot costume

"I’ve settled comfortably into middle-age while Barry has settled comfortably into Middle Earth."

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

"Honey, where did you put my Green Lantern cufflinks?!"

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

'I'm not playing 'Bride and Groom' unless you sign this pre-nuptial aggreement!'

'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'

"I witnessed something I can never unsee." "What happened, little buddy?" "Some guy walking out of the 'Wolverine' premiere shouted spoilers to the crowd that was waiting to see the second show." "A bunch of the fans who were dressed in costumes got so angry they attacked him." "I don't think I can ever unsee five Pyros and a Colossus beating a Happy Hogan with plastic flamethrowers." "Happy Hogan had it coming."

"You're never a superhero in your own backyard."

"I brought you a wig because you said you like long hair."

"Honey, have you seen my onions?"

Knight in armor is using his jousting pole as a selfie stick.

'I'm re-enacting a battle with my conscience.'

"Shred the plank."

Tiger Costume

Before putting on your armor...always check for mice!

Star Wars Audience

"You're not a real fan. You're just dressed up like a slut for attention."

Blue Haired Lady in Ballgown

"I feel like I'm cosplaying as a salad bar."

"Well, that was the weirdest tribute band I've ever seen."

'Why do they call these conventions when everyone here is so unconventional?'

"Sarge, he says he wants to make a 'fashion statement'!"

"Why, Vicar, I'm Eve in the Garden of Eden, surely..."

'Wait! Wait a minute! Would you hold my glasses?'