Cosplay Comrade Pillows

Knight with paint tin on his head.

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

A man washing a mascot costume

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

"I’ve settled comfortably into middle-age while Barry has settled comfortably into Middle Earth."

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

"Honey, where did you put my Green Lantern cufflinks?!"

"I witnessed something I can never unsee." "What happened, little buddy?" "Some guy walking out of the 'Wolverine' premiere shouted spoilers to the crowd that was waiting to see the second show." "A bunch of the fans who were dressed in costumes got so angry they attacked him." "I don't think I can ever unsee five Pyros and a Colossus beating a Happy Hogan with plastic flamethrowers." "Happy Hogan had it coming."

"I brought you a wig because you said you like long hair."

Knight in armor is using his jousting pole as a selfie stick.

Before putting on your armor...always check for mice!

Tiger Costume

'I'm re-enacting a battle with my conscience.'

Star Wars Audience

"No, I don't still think about him - I'm with YOU now."

"Why, Vicar, I'm Eve in the Garden of Eden, surely..."

"I feel like I'm cosplaying as a salad bar."

"Sarge, he says he wants to make a 'fashion statement'!"

"Well, that was the weirdest tribute band I've ever seen."

Blue Haired Lady in Ballgown

"You're not a real fan. You're just dressed up like a slut for attention."

'Why do they call these conventions when everyone here is so unconventional?'

'Wait! Wait a minute! Would you hold my glasses?'

"I was a weirdo in this town before anyone even heard of Comic Con."

Knights of the Square Table.

Masquerade

"A new Super Guardian attack vehicle? No no, I built this for Burning man."