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'I was chatting with Krog when, out of the blue, that thing fell on him.'

"And the Hungriest Black Hole there ever was ate everything in the entire universe and lived happily ever after."

"Don't forget to rate us on stable-BnB."

"It's scary that humans are our benchmark for intelligent life in the universe."

First Contact

"Paper or plastic?"

Solar Gain: "Be honest: does the new planet make me look fat?"

Biliard Enthusiast

"Look what followed me home Mom. Can I keep it and call it Rover?"

Mafia Family Life: 'I'm sorry dear - but I had to bring some work home!'

Ed Revere, Spam Courier

Quicksand Swamp - Cheap Burial Plots.

"Thank you earthlings, without your space junk we would be nothing."

"So much for finding intelligent life on this planet."

"With the whole world in NATO, we won't have to take any more crap from Mars."

Cafe: 'Soup of the day, Hon, is 'primordial'.'

'Your call is very important to us, so please continue to hold.'

'I am a bit concerned about what you meant when you said: LET'S DO LUNCH...'

'This is the part I hate most - he's got terrible bad breath !'

'I've had a toothache for the last million light years, take me to your dentist.'

Fourth quarter earnings down, please help.

"Be realistic, how can lumps of rock zooming around in space affect our lives down here?"

"What am I, chopped liver?"

Space Shuttle.

"...but that equals 243 Earth days!"

Help Wanted: Faith Healer Healthcare Provider.

Affirmative response executive - Remember when they were just called 'yes-men'?

'I'm NOT sweating -- those are OCEANS!'

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