Cosmic Turntablist Mugs

Music in Space.

"Thank you for letting me listen to my oldies. Let's start with some Jimi Hendrix."

High-gravity baseball

An 'out of this-world' soccor player stops the penalty his way!

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

Spiritualism: Meet the Authors.

Solar Gain: "Be honest: does the new planet make me look fat?"

"The worst thing about having aliens abduct you is that they say they’re going to call, but they never do."

Club DJ.

God Plays Baseball with the Earth

God creating the galaxy.

"Professor Zlata! You're just in time to be the planet Neptune!"

Rooster DJ scratches records during party.

"Good heavens, you're right - it's a brand-new galaxy made entirely of deleted digital photos."

'OK, who stuck that wedding confetti star on it?'

'This new star sends out periodic pulses in a very appealing rhythm -- I think I'll name it 'Bossa Nova.''

Two alien mechanics work on Curiosity.

"Why should I feel small? I've just been put in charge of the whole Eastern region."

"I told you not to make fun of primitive life-forms! Now these idiots are killing each other in your name!"

"I don't believe in these idiots any longer. You now can call me an atheist."

Space Orchestra

'You said to hurry, so we used amino acids instead of dust.'

Atlas' Shoelace Dilemma

"Damnedest eclipse I'VE ever seen."

"I knew you'd come!"

Happy Birthday Superstar DJ!

My Dog Scratch

God chalks up his pool cue.

"Yeah! Well, I don't believe in karma."

"Okay, so the space food is getting more appetising...However, we still can't take out helmets off!"