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'I hope my grandma doesn't find out the world doesn't revolve around me.'

"I don't suppose we could discuss this when my Mars isn't in opposition to your Sun?"

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

"We only got six days of funding."

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

Culture Saturday

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'Hi, Miss Henderson, we did collage in class today. Can you drive me home?'

"Isn't it an amazing co-incidence that this is an orange, and it IS ORANGE?"

"The inhabitants of Pluto today declared Earth not a planet..."

'Does sports trivia count as something I learned today?'

Feeding of a giraffe with the use of a balloon.

"If it's all the same to you, I'd like my allowance in bitcoins."

'I don't care if Jackson Pollock did start out this way. We are drawing kittens.'

"It's a mobile."

'All good things must come to an end.'

'If you had been born two days later you'd have been kind and clever with a great sense of humour.'

'You know who's been naughty and who's been nice? -- you're not using DNA evidence, are you?'

"In school we learned about Staten Island. Is that where they make all those pills you take?"

'Your report card grades are poor. Maybe you should stop building model airplanes. The glue is getting to you.'

I think he knows something that we don't know about the uranium molecule.

"Since I became a creator on social media, fridge displays seem so passé."

'Let the record show that I suggested primordial souffl'ee.'

'You can fill your teddy bear with stuffing or with a demonic spirit summoned from the nether regions.'

'Think, son! What was that formula you fed that tree?!'

"Gracie's the only kid I know who offers El Cucuy under her bed a no-compete contract."

"Every abductee gets a souvenir mug."

Abstract expressionist face painting.

"That' a wonderful picture, sweetheart. You know, maybe we should keep all of this garbage, in case you become a famous artist."

'What do you think of the new Mars Mover I just ordered from The Whole Mars Catalogue?'

'Your stork story got me to thinking, Dad -- wouldn't it be simpler if people just did it like dogs and cats do?'

'For no particular reason I want to know the location of our fire extinguisher.'

'Have you googled me to see how old I was when I was born?'

"Reverend, if we're born again in Jesus...do we get another belly button?"

Help!I am being forced to eat vegetables