Visionary Kid T-Shirts

'Nobody noticed my new contact lenses at school today.'

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

The Artist

"Actually, I'm hoping what I'm going to be when I grow up hasn't been invented yet."

Pipe Dream.

'It's not easy being ahead of your time.'

Blue sky thinking

Thinking outside of the box

"It's an Eyesaur."

"One day, I'll be the first woman!"

Innovation & Calculation

Business Target

'Can you see the future of my 401(k)?'

'Think, son! What was that formula you fed that tree?!'

The Day Dreamer.

"I'm making pink lemonade!"

'Cover me... I'm going in.'

Does your accountant share your enthusiasm for the future...We're fantastically excited about the new project!

"Jessica has an idea about going to the beach that she'd like to pitch you."

"We're having a special today on bright futures."

NHS/Private Eye Care.

Look Mom! I'm cat-scanning!

"No I wouldn't say you're ahead of your time. More like 'outside of it'."

"Your painting is both original and good. Sadly, the good bits are not original and the original bits are not good."

"Every time I tie my shoes, the laces come undone...I think it's a conspiracy!"

"The only thing I'm sensing is an entrepreneurial spirit."

No wishing

"He's really excited about this new proposal to let staff take over services."

'Ever since you told your son he has blue blood, he's been telling everyone he's a Martian.'

"She wants the tooth, the whole tooth, and nothing but the tooth."

'Like us, the Hula Hoop will never go out of style.'

'I was cleaning my catapult and it went off.'

Tiger Costume

Child thinking pregnant mother looks like a Telly-Tubby.