Visionary Kid Pillows

'Nobody noticed my new contact lenses at school today.'

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

The Artist

"Actually, I'm hoping what I'm going to be when I grow up hasn't been invented yet."

Pipe Dream.

'It's not easy being ahead of your time.'

Blue sky thinking

Thinking outside of the box

"It's an Eyesaur."

"One day, I'll be the first woman!"

Innovation & Calculation

Business Target

'Cover me... I'm going in.'

The Day Dreamer.

'Can you see the future of my 401(k)?'

'Think, son! What was that formula you fed that tree?!'

"I'm making pink lemonade!"

Does your accountant share your enthusiasm for the future...We're fantastically excited about the new project!

"We're having a special today on bright futures."

"Jessica has an idea about going to the beach that she'd like to pitch you."

NHS/Private Eye Care.

"The only thing I'm sensing is an entrepreneurial spirit."

Look Mom! I'm cat-scanning!

"No I wouldn't say you're ahead of your time. More like 'outside of it'."

"Every time I tie my shoes, the laces come undone...I think it's a conspiracy!"

"Your painting is both original and good. Sadly, the good bits are not original and the original bits are not good."

'Max really likes those genetic markers.'

National Optometrists Association. O.K., whose idea was it to form a focus group?…

No wishing

"He's really excited about this new proposal to let staff take over services."

Tiger Costume

'Like us, the Hula Hoop will never go out of style.'

'Ever since you told your son he has blue blood, he's been telling everyone he's a Martian.'

Child thinking pregnant mother looks like a Telly-Tubby.