Cosmic Irony Fan T-Shirts

Unlucky Heather

It is said there is a black hole in the middle of the galaxy. But heaven knows what it looks like!

"Every abductee gets a souvenir mug."

"He's Right Behind Me, Isn't He?"

'In a bizarre set of circumstances, the book salesman never showed up, but a drug rep is here with samples of Prozac.'

"Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned." "Give me all the juicy details."

Gigolo Diary

'Don't sweat it - We grade on the curve.'

"I think we walked into the wrong bar."

"It's from our tax consultant. We forgot to beef up our pension scheme, so now we're going to be extinct."

'Ooh, look! A shooting star. Make a wish.'

'This won't hurt a bit...'

Moon Dog at earth.

'I come from. . . URANUS!'

Extraterrestrials Watchers Club.

'I thought I smelled oxygen!'

Heaven Security Checks.

The Booty Call of Cthulhu

'Brilliant disguise, Agent X.'

God at the Galalactic Videostore

'You said to hurry, so we used amino acids instead of dust.'

"If I get this phone completed, fire will follow."

Man: 'What the...?!' / 404 ERROR!

'He's petitioning the Government to ban petitions.'

An office collection for an employee penniless from too many office collections

"Thank you, guys! Finally I don't have to spend Christmas with the annoying family."

'I found twelve hostile life forms. Several of them are fairly close to you.'

'Uh oh. Assteroids.'

"Psst. . . want to see what women from Venus really look like?"

"Nobody 'leaked' your transgressions, Mister. We know everything up here."

"Pay no attention to Brian, he's always playing the victim."

"My tectonic plates itch!"

First encounters of the awkward kind.