Cosmic Gossip Enthusiast Pillows

"God, the sun is driving me crazy."

"Trying to impress us on your first day is understandable, but the moon has already been discovered."

"Some mid-life crisis that turned out to be."

"And the Hungriest Black Hole there ever was ate everything in the entire universe and lived happily ever after."

"It's scary that humans are our benchmark for intelligent life in the universe."

"It could never work between us."

Astronaut

Moon and Star

First Contact

Solar Gain: "Be honest: does the new planet make me look fat?"

Dad Planet: 'Hey you KIDS! I thought i said no ORBITING in the house!'

"With the whole world in NATO, we won't have to take any more crap from Mars."

'Do you have to yell 'far out!' every time you see something new?'

"Thank you earthlings, without your space junk we would be nothing."

"Oh boy, what a treat! Ladies and gentlemen, tonight we get a full view of the Supermoon."

God Plays Baseball with the Earth

"Stocks closed higher on news the U.S. budget deficit and the universe are expanding, so go with the flow."

"Whoa. Have you lost weight, professor?"

'It was definitely a bang. You heard it, I heard it, end of discussion.'

Astronaut Selfie.

'I've had a toothache for the last million light years, take me to your dentist.'

Les Bons Bourgeois - Looking in vain for the planet Leverrier

'Science versus religion?'

'There it is. Just above Orion's Pants.'

"All I get is a bird's eye view."

"Be realistic, how can lumps of rock zooming around in space affect our lives down here?"

"What am I, chopped liver?"

Space Shuttle.

"Whoa...Somehow I think I deleted too much."

As space walking astronaut vacuums dust particles: 'Houston, we see to have the cosmic dust problem under control.'

"...but that equals 243 Earth days!"

"I don't know—maybe we could look at something besides Canis Major tonight?"

Actually, I think you looked better with Atlantis.

'I'm NOT sweating -- those are OCEANS!'

"Remember, there's an additional charge if you don't refill the tank before you return it."