Cosmic Fish Enthusiast Gifts

Planeterrium.

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

Horror movies

Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling.

Man Fishing: Pulling sign attached to hook from fish out of water: Gone Swimmin'

Garden Gnome fishing all the fish for pond.

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

"We’re a lending aquarium."

Goldfish bowl on raft...

Fish snorkling above water.

"Seriously, you looked so perfect that at first, I thought you were a lure..."

A Preschool of Fish

'I don't mind being caught,it's that kissing I hate.'

"Trying to impress us on your first day is understandable, but the moon has already been discovered."

Kids with Fish Balloons

'This fish isn't tank broken - I want a refund!'

"... Oh, don't worry, I won't 'overcook it'... I hope you like, sushi."

The Da Vinci Cod

Message in a bottle being read by a fish

'First he warms our bowl, now he's feeding us... And you thought he wasn't friendly.'

"These are my fish cymbalta, otezla, skyrizi, vraylar and stelara!"

'Son, I told you before: If you circle your prey for too long, you get dizzy...'

Cat eats date.

'I'll never let my love of fishing come between us.'

Big Fish Packing Co - Our Flounder.

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

"Lap fish..."

'I take it that the birthday cake is for this old trout you just served me?'

'Guess who netted it.'

'Next Please...' (Joe's Sharpening Service).

"I'd love to help out but I'm barely keeping my head below water now."

Annual Swim Hundreds of Miles, Spawn and Die Marathon.