Cosmic Fish Enthusiast Gifts

Planeterrium.

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

No caption (A young bald eagle plays a claw game full of fish as his parent stands behind him).

Horror movies

Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling.

Garden Gnome fishing all the fish for pond.

Man Fishing: Pulling sign attached to hook from fish out of water: Gone Swimmin'

"We’re a lending aquarium."

Goldfish bowl on raft...

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

Fish snorkling above water.

'Redneck Goldfish' Earl knew better than to watch Oprah while drinking.

Kids with Fish Balloons

I'm freshwater. Make it a margarita without salt.

"... Oh, don't worry, I won't 'overcook it'... I hope you like, sushi."

Al, why is my goldfish zigzagging? Perhaps sharing my beer with him was a case of misplaced generosity on my part.

The Da Vinci Cod

'This fish isn't tank broken - I want a refund!'

A Preschool of Fish

"Trying to impress us on your first day is understandable, but the moon has already been discovered."

"Seriously, you looked so perfect that at first, I thought you were a lure..."

'I don't mind being caught,it's that kissing I hate.'

Message in a bottle being read by a fish

'First he warms our bowl, now he's feeding us... And you thought he wasn't friendly.'

'Son, I told you before: If you circle your prey for too long, you get dizzy...'

"These are my fish cymbalta, otezla, skyrizi, vraylar and stelara!"

Big Fish Packing Co - Our Flounder.

"Lap fish..."

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

'Guess who netted it.'

'I take it that the birthday cake is for this old trout you just served me?'

"I'd love to help out but I'm barely keeping my head below water now."

Annual Swim Hundreds of Miles, Spawn and Die Marathon.

'Next Please...' (Joe's Sharpening Service).

'I'll never let my love of fishing come between us.'