Cosmic Consultant Mugs

Start their day with a splash of stardust! Our cosmic-themed mugs feature witty and whimsical designs that are perfect for any space enthusiast or cosmic consultant.

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"I'd like to explore the futures market."

"I'd like to explore the futures market." mockup

"I'd like to explore the futures market."

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'My astrologer says one thing, my guru says another, my psychiatrist says something else - I don't know who to turn to anymore.'

'My astrologer says one thing, my guru says another, my psychiatrist says something else - I don't know who to turn to anymore.' mockup

'My astrologer says one thing, my guru says another, my psychiatrist says something else - I don't know who to turn to anymore.'

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'Houston, I'm prepared to land...' mockup

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

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"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole." mockup

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

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"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans." mockup

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

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"Houston, we have a problem."

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"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!" mockup

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

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God Sneezes Out Creation

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"Up here, light is neither a particle nor a wave. It's a liquid."

"Up here, light is neither a particle nor a wave. It's a liquid." mockup

"Up here, light is neither a particle nor a wave. It's a liquid."

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'You forgot to pay the gravity bill, didn't you?'

'You forgot to pay the gravity bill, didn't you?' mockup

'You forgot to pay the gravity bill, didn't you?'

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"On the eighth day, God found a lot of assembly parts left over."

"On the eighth day, God found a lot of assembly parts left over." mockup

"On the eighth day, God found a lot of assembly parts left over."

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'You caught it, you gut it!'

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"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years." mockup

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

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'I don't know which was prettier - the meteor shower or the cascade of flaming space junk.'

'I don't know which was prettier - the meteor shower or the cascade of flaming space junk.' mockup

'I don't know which was prettier - the meteor shower or the cascade of flaming space junk.'

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"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!" mockup

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

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Clown God

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'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?' mockup

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

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'Gravity...Go figure!'

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'You've orbited the Earth in a NASA spacecraft! Wow! Me, I've jumped over the Moon...'

'You've orbited the Earth in a NASA spacecraft! Wow! Me, I've jumped over the Moon...' mockup

'You've orbited the Earth in a NASA spacecraft! Wow! Me, I've jumped over the Moon...'

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"I've heard that seeing the earth from outer space can really change your perspective. I couldn't agree more."

"I've heard that seeing the earth from outer space can really change your perspective. I couldn't agree more." mockup

"I've heard that seeing the earth from outer space can really change your perspective. I couldn't agree more."

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"Honestly, I didn't know your wife was in the shower."

"Honestly, I didn't know your wife was in the shower." mockup

"Honestly, I didn't know your wife was in the shower."

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'The good news is we've discovered a vast new oil resource. The bad news is we need a space ship to get there.'

'The good news is we've discovered a vast new oil resource. The bad news is we need a space ship to get there.' mockup

'The good news is we've discovered a vast new oil resource. The bad news is we need a space ship to get there.'

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Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky. mockup

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

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"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"

"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?" mockup

"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"

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STRIP God' s dog urinating on planet Earth

STRIP God' s dog urinating on planet Earth mockup

STRIP God' s dog urinating on planet Earth

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That's all very well sir, but is it full strength, low fat, high calcium or soy?

That's all very well sir, but is it full strength, low fat, high calcium or soy? mockup

That's all very well sir, but is it full strength, low fat, high calcium or soy?

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"...Ooh, I wanna know more about your dark side!"

"...Ooh, I wanna know more about your dark side!" mockup

"...Ooh, I wanna know more about your dark side!"

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Science fiction fans on other planets mockup

Science fiction fans on other planets

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The Origins of Everything

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"I thought the cake came out awfully dense."

"I thought the cake came out awfully dense." mockup

"I thought the cake came out awfully dense."

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'Are you sure You can be objective? -After all, You did CREATE them.'

'Are you sure You can be objective? -After all, You did CREATE them.' mockup

'Are you sure You can be objective? -After all, You did CREATE them.'

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Shoot For The Moon

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Alien flies in a spaceship out of a postbox.

Alien flies in a spaceship out of a postbox. mockup

Alien flies in a spaceship out of a postbox.

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Cosmic Consultant Mugs Collection

Cosmic Consultant Pillows

Cuddle up with our cosmic pillows, offering a fascinating universe of colors and designs that bring celestial charm into their living space.

Cosmic Consultant Prints

Browse our cosmic prints collection to find breathtaking celestial artwork that will inspire wonder and perfect brighten up their room with starry beauty.

Cosmic Consultant T-Shirts

Discover our cosmic-themed t-shirts, ideal for those who want to wear their celestial passion and add a starry touch to their wardrobe.