Celestial Conversationalist Mugs

Delight your celestial conversationalist with a mug that’s as witty and wonder-filled as they are. Perfect for their morning coffee or evening stargazing, these mugs turn everyday moments into cosmic conversations.

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'I can't stand his 'holier than thou' attitude.'

'I can't stand his 'holier than thou' attitude.' mockup

'I can't stand his 'holier than thou' attitude.'

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"I know you can't take it with you but I naturally assumed they'd supply it here."

"I know you can't take it with you but I naturally assumed they'd supply it here." mockup

"I know you can't take it with you but I naturally assumed they'd supply it here."

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"...Ooh, I wanna know more about your dark side!"

"...Ooh, I wanna know more about your dark side!" mockup

"...Ooh, I wanna know more about your dark side!"

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'Hey, buddy! -- This happens to be a Protestant cloud!'

'Hey, buddy! -- This happens to be a Protestant cloud!' mockup

'Hey, buddy! -- This happens to be a Protestant cloud!'

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'He always was, and always will be. Boy, I'll bet he's got memories!'

'He always was, and always will be. Boy, I'll bet he's got memories!' mockup

'He always was, and always will be. Boy, I'll bet he's got memories!'

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'Everything's heavenly! How about you?' mockup

'Everything's heavenly! How about you?'

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"Who are you?"

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"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?" mockup

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

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"Intelligent design...well, duh!" mockup

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

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"Did you remember to back up the last 4.5 billion years?"

"Did you remember to back up the last 4.5 billion years?" mockup

"Did you remember to back up the last 4.5 billion years?"

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'I must be reaching that age! I can't get my ozone layer up anymore!'

'I must be reaching that age! I can't get my ozone layer up anymore!' mockup

'I must be reaching that age! I can't get my ozone layer up anymore!'

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A man looks up at the earth

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Local News in Heaven

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"Lighten up! Your charts aren't that bad."

"Lighten up! Your charts aren't that bad." mockup

"Lighten up! Your charts aren't that bad."

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"It's a good show, but I'm pretty sure it's a limited series."

"It's a good show, but I'm pretty sure it's a limited series." mockup

"It's a good show, but I'm pretty sure it's a limited series."

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'I was on my way to Heaven, when they stumbled across my blog...'

'I was on my way to Heaven, when they stumbled across my blog...' mockup

'I was on my way to Heaven, when they stumbled across my blog...'

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"This is a little embarrassing to admit, but everything that happens happens for no real reason."

"This is a little embarrassing to admit, but everything that happens happens for no real reason." mockup

"This is a little embarrassing to admit, but everything that happens happens for no real reason."

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'I think that's always how it's been!' mockup

'I think that's always how it's been!'

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"Is it always so cloudy?"

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"Sadie, they found a planet orbiting Proxima Centauri. That makes way over 1,000 planets we've discovered in my lifetime." "It must be exciting for you, discovering there are 1,000 worlds full of people who can't possibly know what a doofus you are." "...Unless they've got telescopes." "It is exciting. Now I know how you must've felt when Oog the Caveman discovered Venus." "I see you're bringing what passes for your 'A-game' today."

"Sadie, they found a planet orbiting Proxima Centauri. That makes way over 1,000 planets we've discovered in my lifetime." "It must be exciting for you, discovering there are 1,000 worlds full of people who can't possibly know what a doofus you are." "...Unless they've got telescopes." "It is exciting. Now I know how you must've felt when Oog the Caveman discovered Venus." "I see you're bringing what passes for your 'A-game' today."

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"I've been asked to dance on the head of a pin" "Yeah, you and an infinite number of others."

"I've been asked to dance on the head of a pin" "Yeah, you and an infinite number of others." mockup

"I've been asked to dance on the head of a pin" "Yeah, you and an infinite number of others."

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"So much for eternal rest."

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"Say what you like about Hell, at least they have solid floors."

"Say what you like about Hell, at least they have solid floors." mockup

"Say what you like about Hell, at least they have solid floors."

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'You needn't of bothered, it grows on trees up here.'

'You needn't of bothered, it grows on trees up here.' mockup

'You needn't of bothered, it grows on trees up here.'

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"I find it helps to imagine Go as some kind of divine creator."

"I find it helps to imagine Go as some kind of divine creator." mockup

"I find it helps to imagine Go as some kind of divine creator."

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'To become ONE with the Universe, you must first become COMPLIANT with the Universe!'

'To become ONE with the Universe, you must first become COMPLIANT with the Universe!' mockup

'To become ONE with the Universe, you must first become COMPLIANT with the Universe!'

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'She loved me...'

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The dark side of the moon

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"I'm looking for a book on ESP..." "I know..."

"I'm looking for a book on ESP..." "I know..." mockup

"I'm looking for a book on ESP..." "I know..."

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Valuation of Heaven

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"And on the eighth day, the Lord just puttered around..." "That cloud doesn't belong there. Did I do that? I'd better move it..."

"And on the eighth day, the Lord just puttered around..." "That cloud doesn't belong there. Did I do that? I'd better move it..." mockup

"And on the eighth day, the Lord just puttered around..." "That cloud doesn't belong there. Did I do that? I'd better move it..."

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'Please hold for an eternity...'

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Gods has caged angel as pet.

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"Why should I feel small? I've just been put in charge of the whole Eastern region."

"Why should I feel small? I've just been put in charge of the whole Eastern region." mockup

"Why should I feel small? I've just been put in charge of the whole Eastern region."

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"Can you believe English isn't the official language here?"

"Can you believe English isn't the official language here?" mockup

"Can you believe English isn't the official language here?"

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Celestial Conversationalist Mugs Collection

Celestial Conversationalist Pillows

Add a touch of starlit charm to their home with pillows that feature witty space-inspired designs. Comfort meets cosmic humor in every weave.

Celestial Conversationalist Prints

Decorate their space with our stunning space-themed prints. Perfect for inspiring conversations about the universe and adding a cosmic vibe to any room.

Celestial Conversationalist T-Shirts

Discover playful t-shirts designed for those who love to talk about the stars. A fun way for your space enthusiast to showcase their cosmic curiosity.