Cosmic Catastrophists Mugs

65 Million Years Ago

"You can't possibly know how I feel. Everybody likes you."

Spiritualism: Meet the Authors.

Coronavirus

"When I was your age, we wished on stars. Now, we wish on satellites!"

'No, dear. I don't think the star on the Christmas tree will implode, and suck our living room into a black hole.'

"We've all said things about heliocentricity that look bad when taken out of context."

The lunar landing of Appollo 11 is shown as a hoax filmed in a studio.

'God?' Earth receives its first transmission from space.

"Shall we put it in play?"

Eviction Notice for Earth...

"What, then, is theorigin of cosmology? Some say it has always been with us and always will be. Some think it arrived spontaneously, while others feel it started very small and is expanding..."

"We’re having privacy concerns with your omniscience."

'The big bang theory of creation.'

"Since I got out here, it seems my mind is like it's in a vacuum."

"What, no day spa? And you call this a luxury bunker."

"Kind of makes you realize how insignificant my awesome beard is."

The End of the World is Nigh - man with placard

"No Littering" sign in space.

"Wow, it almost makes me feel as insignificant as an unpaid internship."

"It's going to get us for sure. Buying that meteorite insurance was a stroke of genius."

'I know just how you feel. Sometimes I think I'm living on the wrong planet too.'

Alien Painting Moon

'Looking into the vastness of space makes me realize how insignificant you are.'

Time-Space Convergence Ahead

'It's so beautiful, yet fragile. Safe, yet vulnerable. More precious than any star in the heavens.'

Cat scratch fever

God changes the channel with his remote.

Cluster Catastrophe

Ken wandered home wondering what the lunar new year would bring. . . like every other man and his dog.