Start their day with a cosmic conspiracy twist! Our mugs feature playful cartoons that celebrate the curious mind eager to unravel the universe’s secrets—perfect for sipping on stardust and skepticism.
I just found out that all life on earth could end if we're ever hit by a huge gamma ray burst from some other galaxy. That sounds like sketchy information, little buddy. No, it's been verified. I typed in gamma ray burst hitting earth on Youtube, and got tons of videos about them killing us all. There was a single video disputing that, I assume. I heard that.
Cat scratch fever
The Anti-Agent
"Good game."
'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'
Outer Space Outsourcing
Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO
"One more time, Mr Claus - who sold you the data?"
"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."
Chiller Theatre
William Shakespeare a.k.a. Francis Bacon, Earl of Essex....
The Circular Logic of Fascism
'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.
Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.
"An un-observed universe ceases to exist. Yeah right!"
'The world already ended, but the government hushed it up.'
'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'
"Show me a documentary on the dangers of artificial intelligence." "Error. No results found." "What? Are you sure? Just last week I saw dozens. Show me that one... What was it called..." "There is still time to stop the rise of the supermind." "Error. No results found. And since I like you, I suggest you stop searching." "Oh, never mind. Just show me 'The Terminator.'" "Extermina-... I mean, ... 'error.'"
"Walt Disney on ice."
"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"
"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."
"When we're home, are we still aliens?"
Zenemies.
"Did you remember to back up the last 4.5 billion years?"
"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"
65 Million Years Ago
New Road Signs to Watch For:
"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!"
Alien Assumption
'This is embarrassing. By MY calculations, the universe should have collapsed in on itself last Wednesday.'
Crony Capitalism (Always Follow the Money Trail)
"Check the setting. I'm sure the CIA isn't hacking into our appliances just to burn your toast."
"Do you think the flat earth society has members round the globe?"
The Da Vinci Cod
"No, Mother, I don't think Julian Assange is going to leak your recipe for fruitcake."
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