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Indian brave buys warpaint from Avon lady.

"Here's what I'm gonna do."

"Quick! Act like we just developed a drug that they can sell for seven thousand dollars a pill."

Company sales forecast mirrors the weather

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"Your expense account ain't what it used to be. There's not enough money on your card to cover the $5.35."

"How long before the clinical trials are over?"

"You're never home."

"We're all in the same boat, except it's more like a life raft than an actual boat."

"I feel bad for the companies that make lipstick."

"Phil's an expert networker. One drink and he's on schmooze-control."

'Those are all highway miles. The previous owner was a pharmaceutical sales rep.'

Brick Salesman

'I knew I shouldn't have shown a pie chart so close to lunch.'

"Did you speak to our client in Australia?"

'Trevor was the first rep at the office to have a portable computer.'

Corporate Darwinism

'Good to know my whole social life hasn't been a complete waste.'

'I'm not authorized to talk about that...I'll have to patch you through to our department of unspeakable evil.'

These Sales Reps get more aggressive every year.

'In a bizarre set of circumstances, the book salesman never showed up, but a drug rep is here with samples of Prozac.'

"Our problem is we upgraded everything in the new version except the hype."

"Thanks for your offer, but in our company we still have a perfect information and communication system. It's called water cooler talk."

"That's too big a pill for me to swallow, Harold!"

'Bradley is a strict vegetarian. Do you have broccoli flavored lipstick?'

"...and we plan to offer it as a scarce and valuable product."

The King of Salesmen says 'Why sir, I believe you need a new tie.'

"Don't you worry JB, everything is fine here."

Fresh off the boat and dazed by the tropical sun, Bert falls prey to the sales-rep devouring Giant Mushroom of Indonesia.

'Well done! I've never heard anyone slip from jargon into gibberish and out again with such ease!'

Seven deadly sins store

"They fired me...but how was I to know that human businesses don't hunt and eat their clients??"

Not a good day - he's counting paper-clips.

'Here are our hot new drugs for fall.'