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'It's hunting season again. Got anything that smells like fresh venison?'

Allergy Makeup

"Here's what I'm gonna do."

"... And finally, I’d like to thank the FDA for approving Botox."

"Quick! Act like we just developed a drug that they can sell for seven thousand dollars a pill."

Company sales forecast mirrors the weather

This cream won't get rid of cellulite...it just makes it easier to slide into your jeans.

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"Your expense account ain't what it used to be. There's not enough money on your card to cover the $5.35."

"How long before the clinical trials are over?"

"I feel bad for the companies that make lipstick."

"You're never home."

"We're all in the same boat, except it's more like a life raft than an actual boat."

"Phil's an expert networker. One drink and he's on schmooze-control."

Medical Equipment profit chart.

Brick Salesman

'I knew I shouldn't have shown a pie chart so close to lunch.'

'Trevor was the first rep at the office to have a portable computer.'

"Did you speak to our client in Australia?"

Corporate Darwinism

'Good to know my whole social life hasn't been a complete waste.'

These Sales Reps get more aggressive every year.

'I'm not authorized to talk about that...I'll have to patch you through to our department of unspeakable evil.'

'In a bizarre set of circumstances, the book salesman never showed up, but a drug rep is here with samples of Prozac.'

"...and we plan to offer it as a scarce and valuable product."

"That's too big a pill for me to swallow, Harold!"

'Bradley is a strict vegetarian. Do you have broccoli flavored lipstick?'

"Thanks for your offer, but in our company we still have a perfect information and communication system. It's called water cooler talk."

"Our problem is we upgraded everything in the new version except the hype."

"Don't you worry JB, everything is fine here."

Fresh off the boat and dazed by the tropical sun, Bert falls prey to the sales-rep devouring Giant Mushroom of Indonesia.

"Wow, we're doing great."

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'Well done! I've never heard anyone slip from jargon into gibberish and out again with such ease!'