Cosmetic Surgery Followers Gifts

Cosmetic pouches.

Inflating Boobs.

"If they do let anyone go I don't think age will be a consideration. You shouldn't kill yourself trying to look younger than you are."

Body Building

Might be time to lighten up on those collagen implants, hon.

Jumble Sale

2050 A. D: Cloning is quite common place.

How The Elephant Lost Her Trunk

'Recent studies have demonstrated that what we believed were ritual sacrifices to Gods, were unsuccessful attempts to do breast implant surgeries."'

'She had a boob job halfway through the sitting!'

Woman leaves cosmetic surgery as her waste skin is dumped in skip.

'If you want them balanced, it'll be an extra 250 dollars.'

'Yeh it's just that I haven't been able to swim on my front,since my boob job.'

"Although a face transplant is theoretically possible you still can't have Brad Pitt's."

'The grass over in the meadow looks better. I wish somebody would lead off.'

'Having limited funds, Irwin goes with the less expensive chest hair transplant.'

'What would you say about me having my spots enlarged?'

'What I've just has my teeth whitened,'

"As a kid I was told, 'Act your age.' As an adult I'm told, 'Don't look your age.'"

"I'm saving up to have the other one done."

'Seriously! Have you ever considered spray tan?'

'Now you do realise that we're unable to cure your ugliness don't you?'

"And this is what we use for the economy liposuction."

"I warned you that collagen lip injections were not without risk, Mrs. Rawlinson."

"Pulling out the thorn was easy. What I'm most proud of is the hair transplant."

'I'm your new editor and not only is this cartoon the funniest one ever made, but it also discovered the cure for cancer and exposes a new,safe and free energy source and it's brought an end to religious wars and that turns me on and I use...'

"In your case we’ll begin the facelift with an incision behind your right ear and extend it into the waiting room."

Highlights

'Before' 'After' - witch at plastic surgeon.

"I had my wings done"

Elephant to elephant with 'nose job.' 'Wait, don't tell me. Something's different.'

"I just got back from my plastic surgery consultation. The surgeon is also a football coach in his free time."

Camel Visits the Plastic Surgeon

Beverly Hills Recycling