Cosmetic Surgery Followers Prints

Cosmetic pouches.

Inflating Boobs.

"If they do let anyone go I don't think age will be a consideration. You shouldn't kill yourself trying to look younger than you are."

Body Building

Might be time to lighten up on those collagen implants, hon.

Jumble Sale

2050 A. D: Cloning is quite common place.

'Yeh it's just that I haven't been able to swim on my front,since my boob job.'

'She had a boob job halfway through the sitting!'

'Recent studies have demonstrated that what we believed were ritual sacrifices to Gods, were unsuccessful attempts to do breast implant surgeries."'

Woman leaves cosmetic surgery as her waste skin is dumped in skip.

'If you want them balanced, it'll be an extra 250 dollars.'

How The Elephant Lost Her Trunk

'The grass over in the meadow looks better. I wish somebody would lead off.'

Linda Carter played Wonder Woman on the odl TV show. Her dad was Irish-American and her mom was Mexican-American. Before that, she was Miss World USA. Before that, she was forced by her abuelita to eat beauty and muscle foods like rice and beans."

"Although a face transplant is theoretically possible you still can't have Brad Pitt's."

'What would you say about me having my spots enlarged?'

'Having limited funds, Irwin goes with the less expensive chest hair transplant.'

'What I've just has my teeth whitened,'

"As a kid I was told, 'Act your age.' As an adult I'm told, 'Don't look your age.'"

"I'm saving up to have the other one done."

'Now you do realise that we're unable to cure your ugliness don't you?'

'Seriously! Have you ever considered spray tan?'

"And this is what we use for the economy liposuction."

"Pulling out the thorn was easy. What I'm most proud of is the hair transplant."

Highlights

'I'm your new editor and not only is this cartoon the funniest one ever made, but it also discovered the cure for cancer and exposes a new,safe and free energy source and it's brought an end to religious wars and that turns me on and I use...'

"I warned you that collagen lip injections were not without risk, Mrs. Rawlinson."

'Before' 'After' - witch at plastic surgeon.

"In your case we’ll begin the facelift with an incision behind your right ear and extend it into the waiting room."

"I had my wings done"

Bozo and his wife Botox.

Elephant to elephant with 'nose job.' 'Wait, don't tell me. Something's different.'

Beverly Hills Recycling

"I just got back from my plastic surgery consultation. The surgeon is also a football coach in his free time."