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'I understand you've had some trouble with your breast implants.'

'I always said those implants were dangerous.'

"Believe it or not, but that's me before I had plastic surgery!"

"I got so tired of butt dialing people, I had my butt surgically removed."

"My, grandma, what a big nose you have! Let's take a little off the sides."

"I never thought turning eighty would be so much fun!"

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"No, Doris, not implants!"

'Maybe a helium boob job wasn't such a good idea,babe!'

Do you think I'm sixty?

"He wants to be a plastic surgeon when he grows up."

"Really? You can make me look younger!"

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"If they do let anyone go I don't think age will be a consideration. You shouldn't kill yourself trying to look younger than you are."

'Of course she hasn't aged a bit. She's married to a plastic surgeon!'

'I know you'll find this hard to believe but I am actually a self made man.'

"Went with the hair plugs I see."

'Here's the name of my cosmetic brain surgeon. He make you look smarter.'

'During the heart-transplant, since it was your birthday, I went ahead and added two more inches, no charge.'

'You do Botox?'

"I don'y know who did her, but when she laughs the wrinkles go in very weird directions."

"It's too late for a nose job and too early for a face-lift."

'Botox...'

Dr. and Mrs. Steven Mueller.

Mirror mirror...

"I'll fill it with Play Doh and no one will ever know the difference."

'You know what'll do wonders for you? A nose job.'

"I had a consultation with a plastic surgeon. Now I have to decide whether I want to look old or look weird."

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"How are the new lips feeling babe?"

Might be time to lighten up on those collagen implants, hon.

"I'm thinking considerably longer. How about you, Alan?"

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He wants to be a plastic surgeon when he grows up.

'Botox.'