Cosmetic Gadget Enthusiast Prints

The Future of Makeup.

ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

Bad hair day!

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

Shampoo.

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

Dating is so expensive...

"Whoa. Jeff. Looks like you got that job at the cosmetic testing lab."

Dawing your Cellphone

Nerd tryouts.

'Don't leave baby alone with this really cool tiny phone. It's a choking hazard.'

Pampered and poodled.

'Be ready in a minute - just have to put on my face.'

For heavens sake,put some make-up on!

'I ask her to make up her mind. So she powders her forehead.'

Bicycle sat nav.

"I don't like your application."

'E-books?'

"This new phone app for opening the beer is great, Bruce!"

"Pssst! I had some CGI done."

What price beauty?

'You're much better than my mom. You can hardly tell when she paints her face.'

'Ray's as excited as...well...as excited as a guy who just bought a snowblower on the eve of a storm.'

"That product you are using is fantastic. Your eye bags are gone."

'Thanks for the book, dad. Now I can reach my computer!'

'When I said that I needed a new mouse...'

Why weren't we born rich instead of beautiful?

'This facial cream is called 'High Definition'...it brings out beauty in sharp, wonderful detail.'

"Really? You can make me look younger!"

"Thanks—I got it off Amazon."

'I love this street...it's so real man...'

'I'm not begging, I've just painted my claws.'

'Since he bought the leaf blower I hardly ever see him.'

'Maybe a firewall isn't enough to protect our computer from worms and viruses. That's why I additionally installed this fence!'

'Don't all look at me like that! What did you expect the face pack to do for me?'