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The Future of Makeup.

ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

Bad hair day!

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

Shampoo.

Pampered and poodled.

"Whoa. Jeff. Looks like you got that job at the cosmetic testing lab."

'Don't leave baby alone with this really cool tiny phone. It's a choking hazard.'

Nerd tryouts.

Dating is so expensive...

Dawing your Cellphone

'Be ready in a minute - just have to put on my face.'

For heavens sake,put some make-up on!

Bicycle sat nav.

'I ask her to make up her mind. So she powders her forehead.'

"Pssst! I had some CGI done."

"I don't like your application."

'You're much better than my mom. You can hardly tell when she paints her face.'

"This new phone app for opening the beer is great, Bruce!"

What price beauty?

'E-books?'

'Ray's as excited as...well...as excited as a guy who just bought a snowblower on the eve of a storm.'

"That product you are using is fantastic. Your eye bags are gone."

'Thanks for the book, dad. Now I can reach my computer!'

"I had an Android, then I switched to an iPhone. Then I went back to an Android, then I switched back to the iPhone. . ."

'I love this street...it's so real man...'

"Really? You can make me look younger!"

Why weren't we born rich instead of beautiful?

"Thanks—I got it off Amazon."

'When I said that I needed a new mouse...'

'This facial cream is called 'High Definition'...it brings out beauty in sharp, wonderful detail.'

'I'm not begging, I've just painted my claws.'

'Since he bought the leaf blower I hardly ever see him.'

'Maybe a firewall isn't enough to protect our computer from worms and viruses. That's why I additionally installed this fence!'