Cosmetic Conjurers Gifts

Makeup! Makeup! Makeup!

Late BroomStick

'Needs salt!'

A woman drawing birds makes them fly around the room.

Artist's Equipment Comes To Life

Human Recources Management

Witch's Brew.

Flour, sugar, earth, air, fire, water.

Ghostbasters 3

"Can you rewrite this in 3-D?"

'You can fill your teddy bear with stuffing or with a demonic spirit summoned from the nether regions.'

"Eye of Newt, wing of bat, let's instagram it!"

'Think, son! What was that formula you fed that tree?!'

'I've forgotten the author and title - do you read minds?'

'You just don't know when to give up, do you?'

Oil Spill: 'Oh dear! That was the last of our extra virgin.'

"I'm writing a memoir. It's mostly recipes."

'I'm a voice over artist.'

'I really love this stuff, but I still have a lot of trouble with sushi.'

"You think you're so damn Cordon Bleu!"

"Don't hold back on the toad legs now - I'm through with Nouvelle Cuisine!"

'There's been an update. Instead of abracadabra, it's option/control key.'

"I've just discovered this brilliant new ingredients."

'Unethical advertising uses falsehoods to deceive the public. Ethical advertising uses the truth to deceive the public.'

Advertising Agency - "...Fooling some of the people all of the time is damn hard work."

'I warned you counselor, no more tricks.'

My Cauldron Rules

"Try and push the eye of newt and wing of bat casserole."

Fancy a twinkle before supper?

"Eye of newt, wing of bat, blah blah blah, here's one I made earlier."

'This is taking forever. We should've just microwaved it.'

'I wish you'd cook dinner!'

'Dad says you can throw your voice. Toss it here.'

"She works best in hex mode."

Healthy Witch Digest