Corrector Of Typos Gifts

Man sees misspelled 'Minimum Competency Testing' sign on door.

'I think there was a typo in the lab instructions.'

'I'll try blaming it on auto correct and if that doesn't work, I'll blame you.'

'Don't worry. I'm not charging you for the extra lettering.'

"I need a special pencil for math...one with a lot less wood and a lot more eraser."

"Look, look … someone wrote unoperable."

"I think contests are good, but instead of a "find the typos" contest, you should get someone to read your text."

"I see the man who invented autocorrect has died."

"I meant to let Mr. Goldman know I’d be happy to work on Saturday, but I accidentally typed, ‘I hope your house is infested by termites.’"

"By the way, there is only one 'L' in 'over-qualified'."

'Correct me if I'm wrong.' (Everyone holds their hand up).

'Your new book is full of mistakes: the critics will have a field day.'

"In your skill set I see that you listed, 'Proofleader.'"

'What's this 'H' file?'

Quality Control

"Always blame your mistakes on autocorrect and watch out for that tree."

Valentine's Day texting

"… and this one too, doc — 'university' is definitely spelled wrong."

'Has it been spell-checked?'

'This letter is full of mistakes. Don't you read it before giving it to me?' - 'No, I thought it was confidential.'

The Jaye Edgar Hoover Building

"Check this out Debs, someone's made a massive typo."

'Obviously, if you look for mistakes you'll find some!'

sign on wall: "ABC Profreading Company"

'Just make sure you keep to the straight and narrow,old chap!'

Shopping List

'Sorry, there was a typo in the ad. It was supposed to read, 'Ghost' Whisperer.'

"Hello mate, hows' things's! I havent seen you in year's?"

"So now people from all around the world know you can't spell"

'In this case I'm not sure 'Fat Finger Syndrome' is a design problem.'