Corporate Transparency Enthusiast Gifts

"I have nothing to hide."

'I really wish you guys would knock that off.'

Lady Justice and Confidential Files

'Staffers don't report we're managing decline. They report we met our targets and did out job!'

Cut directors pay in half and stop all share options - "Right, now, tell me about Plan 'B'."

DOGE* to English Instant Translator Device

Redacted Funnies: "Finally, the President blurted out what the country knew all along. . . . . . "

"No word from the company – but, it's clear that this is a major spill."

"We used to do business more transparently, but it was too disturbing."

"Perfect! Since our company's motto is 'transparency,' make the contract's fine print light gray against white."

The Farewell Speech Eisenhower Should Have Made...

Larry's snout was as clean as a whistle...this made some a little edgy.

Wholesale market in Cuba

"Let's never forget that the public's desire for transparency has to be balanced by our need for concealment."

'How's the meeting going, Ed?'

"Bugger, some whistleblower has blabbed about how much we spent to stop whistleblowers blabbing about..."

'We're looking for a 'temp' employee to serve time in Leavenworth.'

Trump's Wall

Report

Closing Laugh Ministry of Info

'Great job! As your reward, you can have a cash bonus or go untethered for a week.'

"Full disclosure. . . we're not disclosing anything."

Weapens of Mass Redaction

'Pay no attention to him. He's just a disgruntled former employee.'

Bash a Traitor

"We need to come up with some corporate values, get online and steal some from a different company."

Panic broke out in the White House when it got so smoky they couldn't see the mirrors.

"Hey, Fred, how's my old office?"

Government of the money, by the money, for the money.

'Of course it's a transparent administration, they can't keep a secret.'

'Yes, it's full of chemicals.'

"People who live in glass houses are rare."

"Tell "you know who" about "you know what.""

"I refuse to exploit my mother."