Corporate Transparency Enthusiast T-Shirts

"I have nothing to hide."

'I really wish you guys would knock that off.'

Lady Justice and Confidential Files

'Staffers don't report we're managing decline. They report we met our targets and did out job!'

Cut directors pay in half and stop all share options - "Right, now, tell me about Plan 'B'."

DOGE* to English Instant Translator Device

Johnson and Johnson will pay 572 million for Opioids

Redacted Funnies: "Finally, the President blurted out what the country knew all along. . . . . . "

"No word from the company – but, it's clear that this is a major spill."

"We used to do business more transparently, but it was too disturbing."

"Perfect! Since our company's motto is 'transparency,' make the contract's fine print light gray against white."

Larry's snout was as clean as a whistle...this made some a little edgy.

Wholesale market in Cuba

The Farewell Speech Eisenhower Should Have Made...

"Let's never forget that the public's desire for transparency has to be balanced by our need for concealment."

'How's the meeting going, Ed?'

'Nothing like fear tactics to deter future leakers!'

'Great job! As your reward, you can have a cash bonus or go untethered for a week.'

"Bugger, some whistleblower has blabbed about how much we spent to stop whistleblowers blabbing about..."

'We're looking for a 'temp' employee to serve time in Leavenworth.'

Trump's Wall

Report

Closing Laugh Ministry of Info

"Full disclosure. . . we're not disclosing anything."

Weapens of Mass Redaction

'Pay no attention to him. He's just a disgruntled former employee.'

Bash a Traitor

"We need to come up with some corporate values, get online and steal some from a different company."

'Of course it's a transparent administration, they can't keep a secret.'

"Hey, Fred, how's my old office?"

Panic broke out in the White House when it got so smoky they couldn't see the mirrors.

"Tell "you know who" about "you know what.""

"There's still time to be the first politician on the nice list!"

Government of the money, by the money, for the money.

'Yes, it's full of chemicals.'