Corporate Titans Gifts

'Next time keep the Justice Department and the SEC in mind when you're thinking outside the box.'

The president's men

'I'll be late for dinner, dear, I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

Doug had trouble getting home at a decent hour.

"Well, it looks like the merger is off."

"Thank you for that summation of the charts."

Office slaves.

"My salary app pings when another new male exec at my level is making more than 77% of what I make."

'...we have every new employee spend time on our assembly line. Eight hours, no breaks.'

Stresses Can Have a Motivating Effect...If They Don't Kill You!

"The boss is charging. I knew you shouldn't have worn that red tie."

'He's been brought in to save the company.'

'You're developing a reputation as something of a cowboy, Henderson.'

'Something tells me this is going to be a long meeting.'

'I'm not worried about losing my job. I'm worried about keeping it.'

"Sir, the staff are all assembled for your pep talk."

'I'm telling ya, it's a jungle out there.'

'Coffee must wear you out. They're always sleepy when they drink it.'

"I may be incompetent. But, if you fire me there'll be no one who knows less about this company than you."

Considering she started here as an office temp she's done quite well.

"What's on my schedule today, Fred?"

Responsibility and duties

High Noon at the O.K. Staff Meeting

'I feel confident about our presentation. If there is any blowback, don't worry. We're both wearing our flak jackets under our suits.'

"I think your idea of stress relief is drastic!"

'We got you a bigger desk. With all the work we'll be dumping on you, you'll be needing it.'

Thanks to therapy, Bob no longer felt like a nobody. He felt like an anybody.

"I believe he was the victim of a hostile takeover."

"Finally, a succinct corporate mission statement."

Stress

'Let me guess - you lost a fight against a young challenger who has now replaced you as the company's alpha male!'

Meeting not going well?"

"He's plotting losses."