Corporate Tattoo Enthusiast T-Shirts

'I admit, the company logo tattooed on your forehead is a convincing display of enthusiasm.'

Unable to raise enough money for a trip to Paris, the Bartlesville High French Club had to settle for three days in Tulsa.

Heart surgeon tastooing patients heart with "Love".

When a toddler hands you their ringing toy phone, you answer it!

She was warned. Nethertheless she persisted.

"Those are the names of your children? I went a different route...I memorized my kids' names."

We're cutting the forest in half, so I'm going to need you to make the oxygen of two trees.

"Why yes, there was an extra five thousand dollars in my pay check last week...er...I thought it was a raise."

Punk Reindeer

The Dragon with the Girl Tattoo.

"Just when did you acquire those tattoos, Warner?"

"In accordance with our new 'sharing of responsibilities initiative,' you'll all be responsible for getting my coffee." i

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

'...so I simply combined my love of beards with my love of tattoos and this was the result!'

'A rose tattoo for your lady friend sir?...' A female Tattooist offering a rose tattoo, in the way of the old Rose Ladies in clubs and pubs

"These meetings bring out my creative side. How's this for the boss?"

"Here's a manual of our rules and a CD that covers our unwritten rules.

Pizza time.

Self portrait.

Snow White and her husband go for counselling.

'I got fired, Amy... I hate it when that happens!'

"Sorry I'm late. I had to get a tattoo removed"

Penny

"While you were out, Mr. Sundberg, the little hand went from the one to the three."

'I'll be a little late with those reports, sir -- my desk organizer crashed.'

Body Language Expert - 'You don't like your job do you?'

"Is this piece of artwork or a chart of current market trends?"

...your sales are rather anemic

Quick Spring Fling

'I got tattoos to make a statement, but my teacher said I could do the same thing by joining the debating team.'

In the not too distant future... "It's a tribal butterfly tramp stamp, honey. Same as yours."

Balloon tattoos

"Me, a footballer. . ?"

"Can't complain- it's against company policy."

'You've been with the company for 20 years Harvey, you make an excellent wage, get 4 weeks paid vacation... I'm going to have to let you go.'