Corporate Tattoo Enthusiast Mugs

'I admit, the company logo tattooed on your forehead is a convincing display of enthusiasm.'

Heart surgeon tastooing patients heart with "Love".

When a toddler hands you their ringing toy phone, you answer it!

She was warned. Nethertheless she persisted.

"Those are the names of your children? I went a different route...I memorized my kids' names."

"Why yes, there was an extra five thousand dollars in my pay check last week...er...I thought it was a raise."

The Dragon with the Girl Tattoo.

Punk Reindeer

"Just when did you acquire those tattoos, Warner?"

"In accordance with our new 'sharing of responsibilities initiative,' you'll all be responsible for getting my coffee." i

'A rose tattoo for your lady friend sir?...' A female Tattooist offering a rose tattoo, in the way of the old Rose Ladies in clubs and pubs

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

'...so I simply combined my love of beards with my love of tattoos and this was the result!'

"These meetings bring out my creative side. How's this for the boss?"

"Here's a manual of our rules and a CD that covers our unwritten rules.

Pizza time.

'I got fired, Amy... I hate it when that happens!'

"Sorry I'm late. I had to get a tattoo removed"

Penny

"While you were out, Mr. Sundberg, the little hand went from the one to the three."

Snow White and her husband go for counselling.

Self portrait.

Body Language Expert - 'You don't like your job do you?'

'I'll be a little late with those reports, sir -- my desk organizer crashed.'

"Me, a footballer. . ?"

'You've been with the company for 20 years Harvey, you make an excellent wage, get 4 weeks paid vacation... I'm going to have to let you go.'

...your sales are rather anemic

In the not too distant future... "It's a tribal butterfly tramp stamp, honey. Same as yours."

'I got tattoos to make a statement, but my teacher said I could do the same thing by joining the debating team.'

"Is this piece of artwork or a chart of current market trends?"

Balloon tattoos

Quick Spring Fling

"Can't complain- it's against company policy."

'No. It's not a past girlfriend. I'm a tort lawyer.'