Corporate Art Lover Mugs

"That would look really good in my office."

'Most of my clients are shareholders, managers and sales executives.'

'I call it, 'Leading A Great Team is Fabulous'.'

"Is this piece of artwork or a chart of current market trends?"

"Remember the golden rule: more buzzwords, less real words."

"Bert, I'm confused. What happens after we circle the wagons, tighten our belts and walk a mile in our customer's shoes? Is that when the chickens come home to roost?"

'We invest so much money in training staff...it's a mystery to me why businesses would risk losing them.'

"I was just going to say, 'Well, I don't make the rules.' But, of course, I do make the rules."

'Our product flooded the market... Before backing up a deluge of consumer complaints!'

'You're my best man, Pomeroy, so I've decided to sell the damn company.'

Nothing Succeeds Like Confidence.

'Being the boss's yes-man used to be easier. Now you also have to 'like' him on facebook, follow him on Twitter, link with him on linked-in...'

'The good news is I had a very good year.'

"At this office no two days are different."

"We have an acronym!"

'Ok, here's the meeting agenda ... it's gonna be a long one.'

Parade of Businessmen

"Security? There's a goddam tree in my office."

"We don't observe 'casual Fridays' here."

Let's Celebrate

"Here comes a client I must speak to. Excuse me while I slip into some jargon."

"I think you might need to start again."

"In accordance with our new 'sharing of responsibilities initiative,' you'll all be responsible for getting my coffee." i

'Go to work, do your job, go home. . . Penburtson, that is the American Dream!'

"Sophia, will you agree to form a joint exploratory committee for marriage?"

"I think we should try something a little simpler."

"The scowl might just be what this place needs."

"These meetings bring out my creative side. How's this for the boss?"

"I know we're not lions, but let's call ourselves a pride anyway."

"We don't have an exercise room here. You'll stay in shape by climbing the ladder, jumping through hoops, toeing the line..."

Offices moved to 23rd floor - taking the company to new heights - the management.

Change Management: Change can be ruf.

Dave realised that Clive didn't see problems,only 'challenges to be embraced'.

Greed.

"Wait -- I have an app that creates a napkin to write the contract terms on."