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'Most of my clients are shareholders, managers and sales executives.'

"I've just never worked anyplace where the 'alpha male' was a woman."

"Damnit, executive-trainees don't have 'accidents'."

"Congratulations—It's a well dressed boy."

'Now this is exactly what I was referring to when I talked about 'scope creep'.'

Big Shot/Bigger Shot.

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

Hamlet in the craft shop.

"I have the profit sharing figures. You owe the company �2,367.25."

Businessman has Sterling Sign Shaved in Head.

"Is this piece of artwork or a chart of current market trends?"

Welcome to Yellow Pages, Vermont

"Can you keep a secret, Fred? The truth is, I've never had a clue what curve it is I'm supposed to stay ahead of!"

'What do you mean by, your people do not want to get in touch with my 'kind' of people?'

Making The World A Better Place for Giant Multinational Corporations

"Dear, it's the financial news. Seat belts fastened, seat backs in upright position."

'Can you tell me who's in charge here?'

"Times are challenging so all our staff have to multitask."

'I take from this flood of faxes that your son is in art class.'

'I never question your ability. I never even mention it.'

'What the hell is a win-win situation?'

'Turn up the air conditioning. Panting always puts us at a disadvantage during negotiations.'

'Oh, hi Tom... I'm just putting some personal touch to my office.'

"It's our shareholders... They've lost that lovin' feeling."

"The take over has been completed... they are now working on the sell out."

Before The Merger.

'Most loyal employee in my department.'

"I liked our old god better than our new corporate god."

"How dare you accuse me of running this company into the ground!"

'I call it, 'Leading A Great Team is Fabulous'.'

"That would look really good in my office."

'Is this a piece of artwork or one of our charts?'

'Take the rest of the day off, Norris.'