Corporate Social Responsibility Officer Gifts

"I just found an app that does not let you feel bad for those exploited working for Apple in China and Indonesia!"

'Sir, we've just received word that our company is not longer a threat to the environment, and you have a squirrel holding on line two.'

"And you call yourself a socially-responsible investment portfolio!"

"We need to make some cuts. We'll start with integrity, accountability, openness, and transparency."

'All those in favor of having anchovies on our pizza will signify by saying aye.'

'How do we SLEEP at night?'

"Hey, that's disgusting! You can't leave that on the footpath: Make sure your master comes and picks it up!"

'Don't blame yourself, Jenkins... let me do that!'

'It's a bold initiative but I don't think it's right for the staff kitchen.'

"My boss says I intimidate people. . . so I stared at him until he apologized."

"This is Mr Jones, the new Head of our Holding Company."

"I tell you, I don't like the looks of it."

'Look on the bright side: now we qualify for an energy-conservation award.'

"Pardon us, Harrison, if the board fails to share your enthusiasm for the foliage up in Darien,"

"Honestly, doing the right thing is going to be a big change for us."

"Some day, son, all this will be yours. Sorry."

"Me? I thought you were raising them."

'I'd rather we don't mention this in the annual report.'

Business isn't booming.

"It used to be a fun place for a visit but it's rubbish now."

"We need to improve our environmental credentials, tell everyone on the rigs to start using recyclable cups."

"I'm aware that you brought a high-powered agent...are you aware that this job pays $26,382 and nine cents per year?"

Industries with clean energy

'And my board approved this?'

'Senator, maybe you should be more DISCREET about all this.'

'Does that include our hidden agendas when they asked everyone to re-prioritize?'

COP26

"Pretty good day. I wasn't linked to anything incriminating."

Desk of an urban farm manager

Never Source

'Do everything ethically ... within reason, of course.'

'We have obligations to our stockholders, our employees and our community - Fortunately, Henderson in legal has found a loophole.'

Corporate Responsibility - All front with nothing behind it.

"In order to offset our companies large carbon dioxide emissions..."

"Our carbon footprint has been very, very good to us."