Corporate Responsibility Advocate Gifts

'Take one the moment you begin to feel accountable.'

Under new blame.

"When it comes to medical malpractice, most lawyers only go for the money... ...I go for the doctor's head."

'How do we SLEEP at night?'

'Don't blame yourself, Jenkins... let me do that!'

'If two wrongs don't make a right...try three.'

Working in a blame culture?

"Some day, son, all this will be yours. Sorry."

"Honestly, doing the right thing is going to be a big change for us."

"No word from the company – but, it's clear that this is a major spill."

Johnson and Johnson will pay 572 million for Opioids

'I'd rather we don't mention this in the annual report.'

Investigating Yourself

"We need to improve our environmental credentials, tell everyone on the rigs to start using recyclable cups."

BP is compensating those affected by the black tide in Gulf of Mexico...

Free-range C.E.O.s

"I'm aware that you brought a high-powered agent...are you aware that this job pays $26,382 and nine cents per year?"

'Senator, maybe you should be more DISCREET about all this.'

'This is one of the drawbacks to leading by example.'

"If you work hard, exploit your employees, take advantage of a pandemic, use loopholes to avoid taxes,hoard your wealth, and in an act of extreme self-indulgent meaningless vanity, you can someday be an astronaut."

'We're looking for a 'temp' employee to serve time in Leavenworth.'

Facebook in Crisis

COP26

"You don't need pronouns in your presentation. That's what finger-pointing is for."

Wait Brian! You forgot the little Airbus chapter!

'Do everything ethically ... within reason, of course.'

'We have obligations to our stockholders, our employees and our community - Fortunately, Henderson in legal has found a loophole.'

Owning your mistakes at work shows that you hold yourself accountable, and builds trust and credibility.

"To increase consumer optimism, we're going to put Prozac in the drinking water."

Corporate Responsibility - All front with nothing behind it.

I want you to look at this, Harris, and see if it could give us any trouble.

'The new business plan is the same as the old business plan except that, due to layoffs, we have less scapegoats to blame in case of failure.'

'It's not our fault.'

"We must gut these environmental laws!"

Environmental danger.