Corporate Seer Pillows

'I'm here to work on my company's vision.'

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

'Any minute now I'll be getting a headache.'

"Tell her she's dead. I don't want to talk about the relationship."

"Shankar, I needed someone to dot the 'I's' and cross the 'T's' but that was before there was ChatGPT."

'If your boss is so dumb, daddy, why did he hire you?'

"Miss Jones, bring me into the 21st century..."

"I liked it better when you used gobbledygook."

'I wouldn't worry about the retirement plan. You'd have to be out of your mind to work here that long.'

"Oh, the crystal ball rolled off and fell right on my foot! Didn't see it coming!"

"Remember that requirement that you work without supervision? Forget it."

'Never roll your eyes while the boss is talking.'

'As we all know, the appearance of honesty is the best policy....'

Suggestion Box.

Larry's snout was as clean as a whistle...this made some a little edgy.

"I see you attending a family reunion, where things get quite heated."

"The fact that you're here means you will continue to make poor life decisions."

"Regarding your letter of next Monday ... "

'I got one of those new crystal ball smart watches.'

There are better responses to 'change' than running around the office screaming 'We're doomed!'

'We don't need helicopter vision, Manfred. We need a helicopter.'

A self-filling prophecy.

"You will dance on your enemy's grave."

...Unemployment rising... 'I knew the employment bubble would burst eventually.'

'Well, I'll be darned! It looks like just a lot of the same old stuff from here on out for you.'

"This is a work station, Jackson!"

'I'd rather be high up on the Totem Pole than high up on a pedestal.'

Mystic Writes 2014 Diary

'Money isn't everything...but it should be.'

'I may charge a lot but you get much more through me. I'm a psychic large.'

"I'll have to cance your appointment for next Friday. I'm going to be sick in bed with the flu."

"Now...this piece of paper will reveal even more."

"I'll be right back."