Corporate Santa Enthusiasts Gifts

"And this is where the magic happens."

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

'The good news is I had a very good year.'

'You know who's been naughty and who's been nice? -- you're not using DNA evidence, are you?'

Greed.

"Just as I feared. Tariffs."

"I'm sorry, but Fred isn't available. He's spending a few days in the penalty box for not being a good team player. May I help you?"

Pole dancers

"This report says a happy workforce is a productive workforce, but I need more proof before I go changing everything around."

"Can you believe those guys? We tell them absolutely, positively no further negotiations, and they stop negotiating!"

'Don't hesitate to critize me, Herb, whenever I think I am wrong.'

"As an expert in loyalty, Fido will create an emotional bond with each customer."

"Let's touch base again at three."

"It's a letter from my boss. He says he's not paying me for the time I've been stranded on this island."

'No, it doesn't have to snow for Santa to get here. He probably drives a big four-wheel-drive SUV ... '

'Just wanted to step in say: we have a great consulting firm on this floor.'

"Pull over, Rudolph! We'll have to charge the electric sleigh again..."

'-and just where does it say 'Think BIG' Wilson?'

Goodyear Blimp flying round globe.

"Is it just me, or did this sales meeting suddenly take a dark turn?"

Santa's Workshop: Moved to China

He liked his communication soft and cuddly.

'Can't you ever forget work?'

How to choose...

"I'm here to pick up your Christmas list."

"I can't believe you guys would do this for me rather than make me more money."

"In any organization there's always one person who knows what's going on."

"Tom, mentoring is more than encouraging people to be just like you."

"When do the training wheels come off?"

'Hey! Who stole my stamp of grudging approval?'

'Judy, I'm bored. Are there any paradigms that need shifting?'

"It's all part of the new normal."

For Santa's Drone

'Step in here Henshaw, I need a hug'.

Great Team Members Wanted