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Nomadic Businessmen

Excess Baggage: Anyone who think business travel is glamorous should have a talk with a business traveler.

'They gave me a choice...they would either off-shore my job, or I could keep my job if I moved to India.'

'Never mind inspiration. I need background material on atomic physics.'

'Our parents were replaced by machines - We'll be replaced with new software.'

'Not that net!'

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

Evolution.

"You realize there’s probably an app for all this?!"

"One of the advantages of working from home is the free tech support."

'Homepage Sweet Homepage'

"AHHHH, MORNING!"

"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs."

'I keep very close touch with the office in case things are running too smoothly without me.'

Cellphone Islands

WiFi Signals

The World Wide Web.

Wasting away again in Cappuccinoville.

"Hang on. Mommy's just checking to see if she's still relevant to the outside world."

"Wake up Thomas, it's not 2020. There's no Zoom camera to turn off to hide yourself."

"I am not a workaholic. I just work to relax."

"Now you can send it."

Computer monitor for a head.

'You're developing a reputation as something of a cowboy, Henderson.'

"He sits there all day waiting to chase the email man."

"I'm sorry- I can barely hear you with this goddam ocean behind me."

'Dad! Dad! Dad!!. . . We lost our signal.'

The Evolution Of Man.

'You're off the plane, Hal. Put the laptop on your desk.'

My phone is synced with my tablet, my tablet is synced with my laptop ... but none of them are synced with me."

'Is there an E-Reader Edition?'

'I need a life saving app. I need a life saving app.'

"Kevin, I'm leaving you to find myself ... a better Internet connection."

'To cut back on traveling expenses, we're going to start sending you out as an e-mail attachment.'