Corporate Nomad Mugs

"it appears I'm being relocated"

Nomadic Businessmen

Excess Baggage: Anyone who think business travel is glamorous should have a talk with a business traveler.

'They gave me a choice...they would either off-shore my job, or I could keep my job if I moved to India.'

'Never mind inspiration. I need background material on atomic physics.'

'Not that net!'

'Our parents were replaced by machines - We'll be replaced with new software.'

'Do you remember when our time away from the office was our time...'

"The GPS works great, we have satellite TV installed, the Sirius stereo sounds fantastic and our every move is tracked by Qualcomm. But could you turn around? I left me iphone at the house. . ."

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

Evolution.

"You realize there’s probably an app for all this?!"

"One of the advantages of working from home is the free tech support."

'Homepage Sweet Homepage'

Early Adopter...Early Opt-Outer

"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs."

Wasting away again in Cappuccinoville.

WiFi Signals

The World Wide Web.

'I keep very close touch with the office in case things are running too smoothly without me.'

Cellphone Islands

"Hang on. Mommy's just checking to see if she's still relevant to the outside world."

Ahh! The sounds of nature! Peep peep. Tweet tweet! Twitter. Croak croak. Sniff sniff. Ribbit. Human nature. Twitter twitter. Tippity tap tap. Cackle cackle! Bleep bleep.

"AHHHH, MORNING!"

"Wake up Thomas, it's not 2020. There's no Zoom camera to turn off to hide yourself."

"I am not a workaholic. I just work to relax."

"Now you can send it."

"He sits there all day waiting to chase the email man."

'You're developing a reputation as something of a cowboy, Henderson.'

Computer monitor for a head.

"I'm sorry- I can barely hear you with this goddam ocean behind me."

'Dad! Dad! Dad!!. . . We lost our signal.'

The Evolution Of Man.

'You're off the plane, Hal. Put the laptop on your desk.'

'Is there an E-Reader Edition?'