Digital Nomad Pillows

"I'm sorry- I can barely hear you with this goddam ocean behind me."

People crossing the street while texting use white canes.

"I am not a workaholic. I just work to relax."

How Life Changes In A Paperless Society.

"This next one is a typical blues number about exceeding your data plan limit, cracking your ipad screen, and losing your new ear buds."

'Removing the phone is easy. Getting your head and arms to their original positions will take weeks of physical therapy.'

Evolution.

Ed, you have six new messages.

'Globalization means when your e-mail account is full with spam from countries you've never heard of...'

Unsocial Networking.

'Everything is in the Cloud.'

"Now that all my work travel is remote, I can always go first class!"

"Thanks for spending me hours showing me all the brochures...now I think I'll go and buy my tour on the internet."

Dataholic.

iBores: 'The GPS on this is a miracle. It tracks you wherever you are in the world...so you never get lost.'

E-waste - 'Well there's another hour gone on email.'

'How am I going to check my email now..?'

'Doc Com'

'The signal is still weak. I'm gonna move just a little closer...'

A baseball player is too busy checking his smartphone to catch a ball.

'Shouldn't we be doing this online?'

Modern camping

Woman undergoing www.therapy.com

"Careful, you'll upset Dad's work/life balance."

"It's nice to come here and get a break from the office."

Busy Couple

'You're off the plane, Hal. Put the laptop on your desk.'

'I won't be logging in today. Forgot my password.'

Will dick around on the internet all day for food.

"The coffee is free, but now we rent the tables."

Slow Texters' Lane

I love 'getting away from it all,' and connected with my laptop, phone and Blackberry, it won't get away from me!

'Luckily, my iPod contains a set of 10 songs I'd like to listen to if I were stranded on an island.'

'I like the way you walk the walk and talk the talk, but we want someone to blog the blog!'

"Ah, yes, I'm sorry, I lost my train of thought..."