Digital Nomad Enthusiast Pillows

"Honey, can you close the door? I'm in a meeting."

"I'll go back to school if you go back to the office."

"Unfortunately, his personal hygiene has taken a backseat to his cyber hygiene."

'Not that net!'

'Our parents were replaced by machines - We'll be replaced with new software.'

'Do you remember when our time away from the office was our time...'

Evolution.

"You realize there’s probably an app for all this?!"

"One of the advantages of working from home is the free tech support."

'Homepage Sweet Homepage'

Early Adopter...Early Opt-Outer

The World Wide Web.

"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs."

"Wake up Thomas, it's not 2020. There's no Zoom camera to turn off to hide yourself."

Ahh! The sounds of nature! Peep peep. Tweet tweet! Twitter. Croak croak. Sniff sniff. Ribbit. Human nature. Twitter twitter. Tippity tap tap. Cackle cackle! Bleep bleep.

'I keep very close touch with the office in case things are running too smoothly without me.'

"Hang on. Mommy's just checking to see if she's still relevant to the outside world."

Wasting away again in Cappuccinoville.

WiFi Signals

"AHHHH, MORNING!"

Cellphone Islands

"I am not a workaholic. I just work to relax."

"Now you can send it."

Computer monitor for a head.

"He sits there all day waiting to chase the email man."

"I'm sorry- I can barely hear you with this goddam ocean behind me."

'Dad! Dad! Dad!!. . . We lost our signal.'

The Evolution Of Man.

'You're off the plane, Hal. Put the laptop on your desk.'

'It's great to get back to the simple life'

'After researching our dream vacation online with reviews, commentaries, we cams and pictures, we felt we'd been there and didn't need the trip!'

My phone is synced with my tablet, my tablet is synced with my laptop ... but none of them are synced with me."

'Is there an E-Reader Edition?'

'I need a life saving app. I need a life saving app.'

"Never mind the sea, does it get wi-fi?"