Professional Nomad Pillows

'Our parents were replaced by machines - We'll be replaced with new software.'

'Not that net!'

Evolution.

'He's not as studious as he looks - his backpack is full of comic books.'

"You realize there’s probably an app for all this?!"

"One of the advantages of working from home is the free tech support."

'Homepage Sweet Homepage'

'I keep very close touch with the office in case things are running too smoothly without me.'

Wasting away again in Cappuccinoville.

WiFi Signals

Cellphone Islands

"Hang on. Mommy's just checking to see if she's still relevant to the outside world."

"AHHHH, MORNING!"

"Wake up Thomas, it's not 2020. There's no Zoom camera to turn off to hide yourself."

"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs."

The World Wide Web.

"I am not a workaholic. I just work to relax."

"Now you can send it."

Computer monitor for a head.

"He sits there all day waiting to chase the email man."

"I'm sorry- I can barely hear you with this goddam ocean behind me."

'Dad! Dad! Dad!!. . . We lost our signal.'

The Evolution Of Man.

'You're off the plane, Hal. Put the laptop on your desk.'

'It's great to get back to the simple life'

'I need a life saving app. I need a life saving app.'

My phone is synced with my tablet, my tablet is synced with my laptop ... but none of them are synced with me."

'After researching our dream vacation online with reviews, commentaries, we cams and pictures, we felt we'd been there and didn't need the trip!'

'Is there an E-Reader Edition?'

'To cut back on traveling expenses, we're going to start sending you out as an e-mail attachment.'