Corporate Machinator Gifts

'Looks like another hostile takeover.'

"Rolled-up sleeves, no coat, loose tie...it's my casual confrontational look."

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

"I thought you were making a coffee table?"

Motivation to work

'You're developing a reputation as something of a cowboy, Henderson.'

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

'This model is hard to get parts for.'

"I'll have to put you on hold. I have a bite on the other line."

"I didn't get where I am by trying to please."

Meet the new factory manager.

Al's Farm Equipment: Our Prices Can't Be Beat!

'You just don't seem to be fitting in.'

'Business is booming.' - at Uncle Bert's Explosives

'Just as we finally get the industrial revolution down pat, we find ourselves in the middle of the electronic revolution.'

Crane fishing

'Now you know where you left your tools.'

'It was only a five minute job. Not worth changing out of his best clothes for'

'Are you thinking what I'm thinking?'

'There always seems to be ONE trouble-maker in the company who gets a sick thrill from rebelling against our corporate culture!'

'I think I found the problem.'

'Well, they're just like your mom's cookies if your mom is a 35 ton, multi-unit dough extruder.'

"I think these may be counterfeit bolts."

Brown only photocopier sales.

"I haven't a clue what it does, but I don't know how I managed without it."

"The water for your fishbowl was approved, but it looks like for now you're not getting the fish."

'No, actually THIS invented me!'

Jake wonders if the manufacturer went a little too far with its new earth mover product line.

'I need a change in my life. From now on it's all wheeling and no dealing'

'How is it on gas? I was afraid you were going to ask me that.'

'Between you and me, it's a public relations move. I fire you, then bring you back as a consultant.'

Farmer

Elephant with front end loader using tusks.

'Unfortunately, it also makes the world's biggest mistakes.'

'Where are you going, I already locked out that pump.' - 'CARL'S on shift!'