Corporate Go-getter Gifts

'For those of you who have been waiting for me to retire. I'd like you to know that I'm now taking those growth-hormone injections.'

'I've made it through hard work and determination. I'm determined everyone will work hard.'

'You've got plenty of time for a little prayer before you get to him.'

'I'm interested in your job opening, so I'll have my agent give you a ring!'

'Wow! I never thought it would actually WORK!'

A very young man being hired as a groom.

"I'm starting my own delivery service. Is there anything you want to borrow from my Dad?!"

"I'm telling you, she's the best in her field."

I need to set upmy own company.

'I became successful when my dreams changed from the Cary Grants of the world to federal grants.'

The Thinker and the Doer.

"I hope it indicates a quick promotion."

When you're wearing your big girl pants...You Can Take On The World!

Businessman with two boxes: 'Nothing Ventured' and 'Nothing Gained'.

London merchant telling a young employee that if he does not change his behaviour his career will go badly and he may end up becoming mayor

'There's no justice. By the time I got the upper hand, I had arthritis in it.'

Targets

'I want to discuss my salary!'

"I like your attitude, Harris."

"Don't get your hopes up, Filby."

'You are lucky, I've already refused to see five salesmen this morning.'

"No... He's not Superman! The S stands for supersalesman."

"We need volunteers for the car chasing fund raiser."

'I figured I'd better skip the ceremony and get a place in line.'

"Take your ideas and run with them...farther!"

'I started a whole new business, Mom! Kids are paying me to complete their college applications.'

GM Foods - Bananas singing, "Oh yes we are all bananas......"

GET SET---GO!

'You need to take one capsule a day as supplement. .. After you reach a certain income level, your body stops producing this stuff.'

"Waking at 2 A.M. is how I stay one step ahead of all the people who wake at 5 A.M."

"This could be the year someone finally goes up there."

"I don't have time for sharing and caring when I'm moving and shaking."

Going the wrong way on the road to riches and easy street

Now is the time

This suit says, "I'm a man on the way up."