Corporate Educator Pillows

LISTEN AND LEARN: "Are you sure he's listening to module 3 of 'coping with change'?"

"Looks like we found the issue."

A Puppet Named Juan

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

"Remember the golden rule: more buzzwords, less real words."

"Another week another dollar, Jenkins"

"Bert, I'm confused. What happens after we circle the wagons, tighten our belts and walk a mile in our customer's shoes? Is that when the chickens come home to roost?"

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

"I'm going to bombard you with graphs until you agree with me."

'You forget, I'm a blackbelt in powerpoint.'

'Now that I have your attention...'

"And need I remind you, the 'art of the deal' is the lifeblood of this company."

"You've got to fill in these forms to join the 'How to reduce bureaucracy' seminar."

"I was hoping this presentation would be more interesting upside down."

"Can I savor this for a few moments? The ball's never been in my court before!"

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

Opportunities in Coronatimes

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

Businesswoman Empowerment

'We invest so much money in training staff...it's a mystery to me why businesses would risk losing them.'

"You're fired."

"These projections don't make sparkles shoot out my ass."

Hate Platforms

"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech."

Lynching on social media

"Miracles happen, gentlemen, but they don't come cheap."

"I’ve combined all your outstanding debt into what we here in the banking business like to call a honkin’ big loan."

Ethics exam cheater.

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

"I'm afraid 'It's a surprise', doesn't cut it as a growth strategy."

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

'Let's not go by the book.'

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'