Corporate Detective Pillows

'Have legal check it out. If there are regs, and everyone finds ways to avoid them, are there really regs?'

"Okay, let's hear some weaknesses."

'Swear that you are not now nor will ever be affiliated with 'sixty minutes'.'

“Son, that… ‘some this will all be yours’… is now!”

'I hate it when EVERYONE is a whistle blower.'

The secrets of corporations plant location needs.

"What makes you think I'm the whistleblower?"

"It was terrifying experience being faced with that kind of compulsive, insane behaviour...I tell you it's positively the last time I put foot in the sales!"

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

That's supposed to say garage sale!

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

Bernard Madhoff $50-billion Ponzi financial scheme.

Sale.

'And I want that end table for $40...' When bargain hunters crack.

'Crisis'

"The Box is bigger, the contents smaller, increased the price and called it improved."

Man in office, desk covered in computer equipment, uses floor for photos, desk pads etc.

Screwdriver labelled 'Buyer' and screw labelled 'seller'.

'Lateral hires are always told we do things differently here.'

Half-Price Haircut and Half-Cut Price Hair.

Customer Convention

"The camera is mounted on your desk for a reason. There's been some paperclips missing, and we think you're the culprit."

Food manufacturing industry in a soup.

'hold the blog - I got a bargain in the sales'

"Miss Jenkins, e-mail the housekeeper. Her telecommuting days are over"

Pizza Special: 5 Pizzas for $50 (Limit 4).

Big business is not evil

"I'm innocent. I've just never been able to pass up a good plea bargain."

Buy One Get One Free Sign Outside Shoe Shop

Jean, bring me everything we've got on gravity.

"I give you the seven-billion dollar pup, then you give me back the seven-billion-dollar pup."

'We don't have anyone here by that name. Was he perhaps using one of his aliases?'

The Bargain Brand

Black Friday

"Find out who put a 100 dollar bill in the suggestion box. This person has potential!"