'Have legal check it out. If there are regs, and everyone finds ways to avoid them, are there really regs?'
Corporate Detective Mugs
Elevate their coffee break with a mug that celebrates the corporate detective’s sharp-eyed, inquisitive nature. Perfect for adding a touch of humor and personality to their desk.
"Okay, let's hear some weaknesses."
'Swear that you are not now nor will ever be affiliated with 'sixty minutes'.'
“Son, that… ‘some this will all be yours’… is now!”
There's a leak in the organization! I'll get the flow chart!
'I hate it when EVERYONE is a whistle blower.'
The secrets of corporations plant location needs.
"What makes you think I'm the whistleblower?"
"It was terrifying experience being faced with that kind of compulsive, insane behaviour...I tell you it's positively the last time I put foot in the sales!"
"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"
That's supposed to say garage sale!
“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”
Bernard Madhoff $50-billion Ponzi financial scheme.
Sale.
'Crisis'
'And I want that end table for $40...' When bargain hunters crack.
"The Box is bigger, the contents smaller, increased the price and called it improved."
Man in office, desk covered in computer equipment, uses floor for photos, desk pads etc.
Customer Convention
Half-Price Haircut and Half-Cut Price Hair.
'Lateral hires are always told we do things differently here.'
Screwdriver labelled 'Buyer' and screw labelled 'seller'.
"The camera is mounted on your desk for a reason. There's been some paperclips missing, and we think you're the culprit."
Food manufacturing industry in a soup.
"Miss Jenkins, e-mail the housekeeper. Her telecommuting days are over"
Pizza Special: 5 Pizzas for $50 (Limit 4).
'hold the blog - I got a bargain in the sales'
Big business is not evil
"I'm innocent. I've just never been able to pass up a good plea bargain."
Jean, bring me everything we've got on gravity.
"I give you the seven-billion dollar pup, then you give me back the seven-billion-dollar pup."
Buy One Get One Free Sign Outside Shoe Shop
'We don't have anyone here by that name. Was he perhaps using one of his aliases?'
The Bargain Brand
Financial Corruption
Corporate Detective Mugs Collection
Corporate Detective Pillows
Discover cozy pillows featuring detective themes, ideal for adding personality and comfort to any detective's space.
Corporate Detective Prints
Browse our detective-inspired prints that bring charm and intrigue to home or office decor, perfect for the inquisitive soul.
Corporate Detective T-Shirts
Check out our witty detective t-shirts, designed for the sharp-minded professional with a sense of humor and style.