Office Detective Mugs

"First of all, let's find out who blew the whistle on us."

'It appears that our competitors have gotten their hands on our confidential files...I'm afraid we may have a mole in this office!'

Huffison never discovered the source of security leaks within his company.

"Miss Duxbury, get this one checked for fingerprints!"

'We don't have anyone here by that name. Was he perhaps using one of his aliases?'

"The camera is mounted on your desk for a reason. There's been some paperclips missing, and we think you're the culprit."

"You think he knows something we don't?"

'Harlow, do you wnat to be part of the problem or part of the coverup?'

An executive is reading a book on hand writing analysis so he can identify who has been putting suggestions in the suggestions box.

'It was very careless of you, Johnson, to leave your fingerprints on this suggestion.'

"As our corporate snooper, you'll be given a map of all our doors with keyholes!"

'Bixby, you're diligent, punctual, hard-working, and dependable — What's your angle, anyway?'

"Find out who put a 100 dollar bill in the suggestion box. This person has potential!"

"I suppose we could just ask her what she does around here...but I'm rather enjoying the mystery."

Man in office, desk covered in computer equipment, uses floor for photos, desk pads etc.

“Son, that… ‘some this will all be yours’… is now!”

That endless instant between initial eye contact and conscious recognition.

'Welcome aboard, Bob. Your job is to figure out what the hell happened here.'

In trays read: Bluff/Blink.

Food manufacturing industry in a soup.

"Miss Jenkins, e-mail the housekeeper. Her telecommuting days are over"

Jean, bring me everything we've got on gravity.

'Miscellaneous' and 'Non-Miscellaneous' trays

'I hate it when EVERYONE is a whistle blower.'

'As all coherent strategy has failed, we turn to you.'

"We're streamlining efficiency by cutting the staff who we employed to improve efficiency."

"Where would we BE without the right DOCUMENTATION...?"

A Lesson in Leadership: Misplacing your keys isn't a problem, unless you have to enlist the whole school's support to find them.

"We need to talk about procrastination."

"You forgot to read the small print Mr Burrows. My charges are ten pounds a letter and you have two hundred and thirty three on this page."

"I noticed he had punched air holes in his desk. Now I'm afraid to open it."

The Sleep of Reason Produces Bureaucracy

'That's the end of the news - (B****RD MEN!!)'

"He just called our work substandard."

"Today the CIA investigated the FBI's investigation of the IRS' investigation of Trump."